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elocomotive
A useful idiot.
Imagine in Bill Clemente's voice...
"Crosby jumps on elevator and jumps across several bar stools in his own defensive zone. He knocks over two football monsters in the neutral zone and takes the blue line! He dodges several flying pucks and AVOIDS A HUGE SPIDER. A STICK MATERIALIZES OUT OF THIN AIR!!! He shoots A MASSIVE SLAPSHOT AND ...it's... a slow, low moving puck... and it turns into a soda can? ... and now a shoe?? What is going on here, Jim."
"I don't know, Bill. These new rules post-lockout are a little ridiculous."
"Crosby jumps on elevator and jumps across several bar stools in his own defensive zone. He knocks over two football monsters in the neutral zone and takes the blue line! He dodges several flying pucks and AVOIDS A HUGE SPIDER. A STICK MATERIALIZES OUT OF THIN AIR!!! He shoots A MASSIVE SLAPSHOT AND ...it's... a slow, low moving puck... and it turns into a soda can? ... and now a shoe?? What is going on here, Jim."
"I don't know, Bill. These new rules post-lockout are a little ridiculous."