Your Favorite Movie Quotes

[Sam Sportboy]

"Got any Blue Oyster Cult?"

"No, I don't have any Blue Oyster Cult. I had 34 pair last time around, where were you?"
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"You know, a lot of people expected maybe Mark "Cutback" Davis or Bob "Jungle Death" Gerrard would take the honors this year."

"Ahhhhh, those guys are fags"

"Dude, that was my skull! I'm so wasted."

 

[packerzrule]

Is that Bull Hurley?

HAHAHA I think so

 

[rmilia1]

Mitch: Oh shit! Ah, that hurt like hell!!
Samantha: I know, thats why I distracted you first. Same premise as deflowering a virgin.
Mitch: Huh? What? a virgin?
Samantha:Read it in a Hrold Robbins book. Guy bites her on the ear to distract her from the pain. Ever try that??
Mitch: No, no I usually just sockem in the jaw and yell POP GOES THE WEASEL!!

 

[Sam Sportboy]

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

 

[rmilia1]

Also pretty much any line from the Last Boy Scout.

 

[TigerBait1971]

I got a real bad feeling about this one Bob.

 

[Sam Sportboy]

I got a real bad feeling about this one Bob.

Nice! That's been bugging me pretty much since you posted it but I finally figured it out. My favorite quote from that flick is "Them motherfuckers"

 

[TigerBait1971]

Nice! That's been bugging me pretty much since you posted it but I finally figured it out. My favorite quote from that flick is "Them motherfuckers"

Great movie.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Nice! That's been bugging me pretty much since you posted it but I finally figured it out. My favorite quote from that flick is "Them motherfuckers"

It's buggin me too and I don't want to cheat and google it. I'm gonna figure it out.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

The wife says her's is:

"Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back..."

She yelled that to me from the kitchen of course. She's making me a corndog.

 

[TigerBait1971]

The wife says her's is:

"Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back..."

She yelled that to me from the kitchen of course. She's making me a corndog.

 

[Sam Sportboy]

It's buggin me too and I don't want to cheat and google it. I'm gonna figure it out.

I posted another quote from that movie a page or two back.......

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

The wife says she also likes

"Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead negger storage"?"

 

[GreenNickle]

Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

'Cause you, you're part eggplant.

Karl, schieß dem Fenster
Shoot the glass!

 

[LvilleSooner]

Lotta great quotes here....let me contribute a few.

"don't piss down my back & tell me it's rain'in".....Outlaw JW

"Mmmmm....this is a tastely burger" or "say what again..." or "you send'in the Wolf, sheeeee neegro - that's all you had to say"

"Ptv Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary? - I DON"T BELIEVE I HEARD YOU CORRECTLY !"

just a few

 

[Droopdog51]

"Life is pain. Anyone that tells you otherwise is selling something."

 

[sooner78wakeboard]

Yes, ma'am. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two...

 

[packerzrule]

The first one thought he would live forever
The second one thought he could fly

They were both wrong

 

[RobBase]

Yes, ma'am. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two...

Slingblade. 5 star flick.

 

[RobBase]

So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.