Wow

[gohusk]

Man asks police about his lost briefcase of cocaine outside Seahawks game

Sort of Seahawks related. Let's see if any posters are conspicuously absent for a while. Wasn't me!

 

[seattlefan75]

hey hey hey the briefcase contained paperwork that was very important he has nothing to do with the cocaine

 

[SonnyCID]

Who switched my tax forms with all this coke, dammit?!?!

 

[Judge Fudge]

" no officer. I swear.

It contained important business contracts with important information about my business contracts.

None of which contained the name Ramon which is my drug deal.... I mean Latin lover"

 

[FirebreathingMonkey]

no officer, I just want the cocaine. You can keep the briefcase.