Why is BYU such a dirty football team?

[Innermind]

 

[Mebert]

It's been a while. Probably twelve years or more.

Skiing was good, but there are too many other places to go where I don't have to research how fucked the liquor laws are, so I'll just go somewhere else.

I'm sure the folks in Utah will be disappointed to hear that.

They are better, but still not good. The metered drinks that @Moab mentioned are the worst part.

The 3.2% is misleading because they gauge it by weight instead of volume. The end result is beer sold in stores is closer to 4%, still light, but not as bad as it seems. That limit is mostly for grocery stores as well, you can get stronger beer at a bar. The beer I get at the my local bar is 8%

Long story short, the laws are much improved, but they are still way behind the times and a pain in the ass

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

They are better, but still not good. The metered drinks that @Moab mentioned are the worst part.

The 3.2% is misleading because they gauge it by weight instead of volume. The end result is beer sold in stores is closer to 4%, still light, but not as bad as it seems. That limit is mostly for grocery stores as well, you can get stronger beer at a bar. The beer I get at the my local bar is 8%

Long story short, the laws are much improved, but they are still way behind the times and a pain in the ass

Yep. First I had to be a member of their fucking club. Then I ordered a beer and a shot. Nope. So I asked for a bourbon on the rocks. Got a cup of ice with a shot of bourbon in it.
The fuck is this?
A bourbon on the rocks.
Alright, make it a double. Nope.

I friggin loved Alta and Deer Valley (for very different reasons, obviously), but fuck all that crazy noise. Now I can buy weed in Colorado, but I can't get a glass of whiskey in Utah. Guess where this addict is going to ski?

 

[Mebert]

Yep. First I had to be a member of their fucking club. Then I ordered a beer and a shot. Nope. So I asked for a bourbon on the rocks. Got a cup of ice with a shot of bourbon in it.
The fuck is this?
A bourbon on the rocks.
Alright, make it a double. Nope.

I friggin loved Alta and Deer Valley (for very different reasons, obviously), but fuck all that crazy noise. Now I can buy weed in Colorado, but I can't get a glass of whiskey in Utah. Guess where this addict is going to ski?

I am glad that club shit is done, but a scotch on the rocks is still a glass of ice with a little scotch in it. I only drink beer at the bars because of that.

 

[Moab]

I am glad that club shit is done, but a scotch on the rocks is still a glass of ice with a little scotch in it. I only drink beer at the bars because of that.

This is how to do it, I agree. They serve light drinks and they're expensive...so F that noise...beer at the bar, hard stuff at home...

 

[GoldRusher]

I like it, lord knows CFB is getting soft as baby sh*t. I need my violence...

 

[7Samurai13]

 

[Boise4Life]

Yep. First I had to be a member of their fucking club. Then I ordered a beer and a shot. Nope. So I asked for a bourbon on the rocks. Got a cup of ice with a shot of bourbon in it.
The fuck is this?
A bourbon on the rocks.
Alright, make it a double. Nope.

I friggin loved Alta and Deer Valley (for very different reasons, obviously), but fuck all that crazy noise. Now I can buy weed in Colorado, but I can't get a glass of whiskey in Utah. Guess where this addict is going to ski?

I love skiing in Colorado, but man that dry, champagne power snow in Utah. It's tough to beat.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Is it the no sex allowed thing causing them to act out?

BYU Football Cheapshots: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzN6ljBpF54r4nodYTM-RAdSpSN1FhzKP

 

[TemptressToo]

I'm no stranger to the demon rum, but that Mormon martini looks delicious!

 

[7Samurai13]

I'm no stranger to the demon rum, but that Mormon martini looks delicious!

Demon rum? Do you mean Egg Nog? I'm pretty sure that's demon snot.

 

[Brasky]

Is it the no sex allowed thing causing them to act out?

BYU Football Cheapshots: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzN6ljBpF54r4nodYTM-RAdSpSN1FhzKP

That's exactly what it is. Can't drink, can't chew, can't fuck, can't even have a cup of coffee and their rage is bottled up in their impotent dongers.

 

[Texas Jefe]

So, the Mormons dont drink? Is that kind of like the Baptist dont f@#k?

 

[Moab]

So, the Mormons dont drink? Is that kind of like the Baptist dont f@#k?

They drink, they usually don't let other mormons see them drinking. Here is lesson #1 if you have mormon friends. Never take them fishing, they'll drink all you beer and sure as hell won't bring any.

 

[TemptressToo]

Mormons don't drink caffeine either. Most boring party I've ever attended.

 

[Moab]

Mormons don't drink caffeine either. Most boring party I've ever attended.

They do all that stuff...they just don't do it in the presence of other Mormons.