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These days, that hit would get him a 45 yard penalty, an automatic first down for the other team, traded to the Raiders, a 1 or 8 game suspension depending on how many people re-tweet Chad Ochocinco's response to the hit, and he'd have to let Manti Teo shave his mustache. And then Teo would glue the mustache hairs on himself (with parental supervision of course) because he can't grow one with all the estrogen he's taking.
Warren Moon would call the hit racist & Ray Lewis would be in the middle of breaking down the play for ESPN and start crying.
And Darrelle Revis would cite the hit as a reason for holding out for a new contract.
That wouldn't be a catch and a fumble anymore, just an incomplete pass.
These days, that hit would get him a 45 yard penalty, an automatic first down for the other team, traded to the Raiders, a 1 or 8 game suspension depending on how many people re-tweet Chad Ochocinco's response to the hit, and he'd have to let Manti Teo shave his mustache. And then Teo would glue the mustache hairs on himself (with parental supervision of course) because he can't grow one with all the estrogen he's taking.
Warren Moon would call the hit racist & Ray Lewis would be in the middle of breaking down the play for ESPN and start crying.
And Darrelle Revis would cite the hit as a reason for holding out for a new contract.
...and Michael Vick would immediately get voted in to the pro bowl. And nobody would watch it.
I miss that rivalry too. If Jerry Jones would hire a friggn' GM or die or something, maybe we could get that rivalry going again!
These days, that hit would get him a 45 yard penalty, an automatic first down for the other team, traded to the Raiders, a 1 or 8 game suspension depending on how many people re-tweet Chad Ochocinco's response to the hit, and he'd have to let Manti Teo shave his mustache. And then Teo would glue the mustache hairs on himself (with parental supervision of course) because he can't grow one with all the estrogen he's taking.
Warren Moon would call the hit racist & Ray Lewis would be in the middle of breaking down the play for ESPN and start crying.
And Darrelle Revis would cite the hit as a reason for holding out for a new contract.
One of my favorite plays of all time
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These days, that hit would get him a 45 yard penalty, an automatic first down for the other team, traded to the Raiders, a 1 or 8 game suspension depending on how many people re-tweet Chad Ochocinco's response to the hit, and he'd have to let Manti Teo shave his mustache. And then Teo would glue the mustache hairs on himself (with parental supervision of course) because he can't grow one with all the estrogen he's taking.
Warren Moon would call the hit racist & Ray Lewis would be in the middle of breaking down the play for ESPN and start crying.
And Darrelle Revis would cite the hit as a reason for holding out for a new contract.