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Which nickname for your team really gets to you?

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It's confession time and I started the thread so I'll go first: it's "the queefs".

Not only is it comparing my team to a bunch of vaginas, I always get a mental image of a vagina making a farting noise. That's my instant reaction. It really bugs me.

On the complete opposite other side of the fence, I can't think of one derisive nickname I've ever seen for the Chargers. Maybe it's because they're like your kid brother who gets picked on and has no luck at all with women(AKA super bowl trophies).
 

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I mean the one I usually hear for Seattle is Seahaqs,... and I'm just kind of 'meh' on that one. I think it actually demeans the person saying it.

Now I know you're asking for 'my' team, but, so I'm gonna go against the grain here.. "WHO DAT". That might be the dumbest fuckin' 'slogan' of all time. The Saints, their community, and their dumbass org literally created a slogan/nickname for a team that literally enforced that nobody cared about them.

I mean call it whatever you want. The Saints fanbase and dumbass owners created and endorsed a term because NOBODY cared about your team? And nobody cares about it today. WTF were you thinking?

"WHO DAT" is and will always be the biggest joke in NFL history.
 

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I mean the one I usually hear for Seattle is Seahaqs,... and I'm just kind of 'meh' on that one. I think it actually demeans the person saying it.

Now I know you're asking for 'my' team, but, so I'm gonna go against the grain here.. "WHO DAT". That might be the dumbest fuckin' 'slogan' of all time. The Saints, their community, and their dumbass org literally created a slogan/nickname for a team that literally enforced that nobody cared about them.

I mean call it whatever you want. The Saints fanbase and dumbass owners created and endorsed a term because NOBODY cared about your team? And nobody cares about it today. WTF were you thinking?

"WHO DAT" is and will always be the biggest joke in NFL history.
I hear Seachickens a lot. It doesn't bug me a lot, but it does a little because it was very apt when it was coined (late 80's or n the 90's), but it really hasn't been since Holmgren arrived.
 

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Nothing bothers me

Im a Falcons fan

There's no words anyone can use that will make me feel worse for myself than my own team has over the past 35 years
 

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Nothing bothers me

Im a Falcons fan

There's no words anyone can use that will make me feel worse for myself than my own team has over the past 35 years
Does the Falcons even have a bad nickname?
Didnt even think anyone actually thinks of the Falcons! :heh:
 

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Does the Falcons even have a bad nickname?
Didnt even think anyone actually thinks of the Falcons! :heh:
Saints and Bucs fans call is the Failclowns ( actually pretty funny ) or Failcunts ( not as good )

Falcons fans call the Falcons the " oh my god how did that happen to us agains"

Which is more accurate overall
 

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Saints and Bucs fans call is the Failclowns ( actually pretty funny ) or Failcunts ( not as good )

Falcons fans call the Falcons the " oh my god how did that happen to us agains"

Which is more accurate overall
well the Bucs dont get to say shit this year. :becky:
 

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well the Bucs dont get to say shit this year. :becky:
My buddy is a Tampa fan and he once called us the "Squirty Turds" instead of Dirty Birds


I laughed because it was so bad i felt bad for him but he thought i thought it was funny so he's been saying it fur a decade now

I don't have the heart to tell him
 

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My buddy is a Tampa fan and he once called us the "Squirty Turds" instead of Dirty Birds


I laughed because it was so bad i felt bad for him but he thought i thought it was funny so he's been saying it fur a decade now

I don't have the heart to tell him
LOL
I guess you get the last laugh
 

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I like to go with Tampa Gay Fucknqueers

I don't know if i invented that or not but it's been my go to for 25 years

And the Taints ,( that one writes itself )
 

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Heh. I kicked some dust up calling them the Patsies soon after joining KFFL. I didn't mean anything by it, but I clearly hadn't got the memo yet.

Oh, n the nickname I fuckin hate is Commanders.
 

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My buddy is a Tampa fan and he once called us the "Squirty Turds" instead of Dirty Birds


I laughed because it was so bad i felt bad for him but he thought i thought it was funny so he's been saying it fur a decade now

I don't have the heart to tell him
I think you're fakin the funk homey. Squirty Turds is alright.
 

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ViQueens...but it's not like they haven't earned it.
 

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No team nicknames "gets to me" it's all in fun, part of sports

Raiders do they have any names? Gayders? Traitors?

Niners: Whiners only one I can think of
 

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Heh. I kicked some dust up calling them the Patsies soon after joining KFFL. I didn't mean anything by it, but I clearly hadn't got the memo yet.

Oh, n the nickname I fuckin hate is Commanders.

It's too easy to change Commanders to commodes...so I think that one would irritate me
 

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It's too easy to change Commanders to commodes...so I think that one would irritate me
If I were a Redskin fan. I would be upset with the name Commanders honestly.
 

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I don't disagree, and I call them Redskins just because they'll always be the Redskins to me.
& Commanders is such a stupid name. & to think. It took washington a couple years to come up with that name LOL
 

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& Commanders is such a stupid name. & to think. It took washington a couple years to come up with that name LOL

It could've been worse, the Minute Men would've been awful
 
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