Which is Douchier?

[BOTSLAYER]

Every one seems to bitch about self appointed nicknames. So far the only 2 that I know chose their own nicknames are Kobe with "the Black Mamba" and Durant with "the Servant".

Which nickname is the douchiest? I would ask which nickname is trying the hardest not to be slightly disliked but Durant wins that in a blowout even making racist confederate loyalists happy with his willingness for servitude.

 

[BOTSLAYER]

Also, how do I make a poll?

 

[YourFriendGannon]

I guess you forgot about the nickname Dwyane Wade gave himself.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

I gave myself 46n2.