What would you rather

[Chewbaccer]

I've been around horses all my life. I'll take the shit. It will eventually dry out and decompose, so after a few weeks you'll basically be just carrying around a bag of compost.

Fuck snot and boogers.

 

[Red_Alert]

Naw was just off to a lake cabin with a bunch of friends for the weekend

Did y'all have tickle fights in your tighty-whiteys?

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I can just hear the stories around the camp fire now....

irule - "I haven't fapped in over 10 weeks guise!"

Another guy - "Oh yea? Well I haven't fapped in over 10 months!"

Another guy - "I've got you who are weak in the Christian faith beat....I haven't fapped in over 10 years!"

Another guy - "Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?........."

irule - "Yes. Let's all fap together and nut into the fire."

 

[iruletheskool]

ite man

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Hey, with how fucked up this thread already was I thought I'd contribute some more wtfness to it.

 

[iruletheskool]

 

[HuskerPower52]

Dreaming of circle jerks.... Pretty much JJM in a nut shell

also "dreaming of circle jerks" good name for a band/race horse

 

[HuskerPower52]

also the poo never drys you keep it fresh

 

[Red_Alert]

I can just hear the stories around the camp fire now....

irule - "I haven't fapped in over 10 weeks guise!"

Another guy - "Oh yea? Well I haven't fapped in over 10 months!"

Another guy - "I've got you who are weak in the Christian faith beat....I haven't fapped in over 10 years!"

Another guy - "Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?........."

irule - "Yes. Let's all fap together and nut into the fire."

LMAO!!!

 

[Red_Alert]

also the poo never drys you keep it fresh

You can't be adding rules after the fact.

They actually changed my mind with the dry poo thing.

 

[HuskerPower52]

I am not adding rules anyone would take poop knowing that once it drys it doesnt stink!

ok RA you choose a what would you rather and be specific with the rules

 

[Red_Alert]

I am not adding rules anyone would take poop knowing that once it drys it doesnt stink!

ok RA you choose a what would you rather and be specific with the rules

Very well.

A

B

Each owns a modest home and lives on a $75,000/year trust fund.

Pick one to marry.

It must be a public wedding complete with family and friends.
You must dance with her as often as she wishes and feed her cake.
You cannot go anywhere in public without her and you must hold her hand in loving fashion.
You cannot have a job outside of the home.
She controls all of the money.
You have one TV and she controls the remote.
You'll do all of the cooking and cleaning.
You'll be her personal servant.
You must do everything she demands sexually.
You must massage her feet once a day.
You must tell her you love her 4 times a day.
You must thank her for providing for you 3 times a day.
You must always refer to her as "My lovely wife" to others.
You cannot voice or give non-verbal displeasure to her or anyone else.
You cannot hurt her feelings.
You cannot commit a crime in order to be jailed.
You cannot kill her.
You cannot kill yourself.

If you fail to do any of the above, she gets to kick you in the balls until you comply.

A or B and why?

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I'm going to have the most fucked up nightmares of my life tonight.

 

[theSabanator20]

I would take B with a paper bag on her head. That's not against the rules

 

[ugafan6612]

sack of poop would make ye strong. Just hide out in mountains for yr then come back take a shower n your ripped as fuck.


yeah im drunk fuck yall

 

[HuskerPower52]

ok maybe this thread should die.