What the hell did Jim Montgomery do

[DevilishWon]

wait, that's not a fire-able offense, is it?

Depends on where you work....

 

[DevilishWon]

Woah

He wouldn't have been fired for that. He's just show up dead somewhere

 

[dash]

He wouldn't have been fired for that. He's just show up dead somewhere

Right next to Hoffa, eh DW?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Insider info says that after a poor practice to start the week he told his team that they looked like they had a case of the Mondays.

 

[DevilishWon]

Right next to Hoffa, eh DW?

What's that park in DC where they found Vince Foster?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

What's that park in DC where they found Vince Foster?

Fort Marcy Pa--ahhhhhhhh, I don't know

 

[DevilishWon]

-ahhhhhhhh, I don't know

Remember that!

 

[puckhead]

Insider info says that after a poor practice to start the week he told his team that they looked like they had a case of the Mondays.

you don't get fired for that, but I believe you'd get you ass kicked for saying something like that.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Fort Marcy Pa--ahhhhhhhh, I don't know

- Hillary Clinton to the FBI, 1994.

 

[DevilishWon]

you don't get fired for that, but I believe you'd get you ass kicked for saying something like that.

But now you get fired for saying ass kicked

 

[forty_three]

Hey, if we work at it long enough, maybe we can get Montgomery charged with the Kennedy assassination?!?

Ted Cruz was behind it?

Jim Montgomery:
- put the bop in the bop-shoo-wop-shoo-wop
- did not vaccinate his children
- leaked spoiler for next Star Wars movie
- disrespected Chuck Norris (the rest of the consequences shall unfold in due course)
- suggested Kansas City BBQ is superior to Texas'
- drinks light beer
- is Kaiser Soze
- put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong

- Installs toilet paper rolls in the improper "over top" fashion
- Pronounces "gif" with a J

 

[Comeds]

He was a finalist on The Masked Singer tonight.

 

[thedddd]

Latest On The Firing Of Jim Montgomery

Alcohol abuse led to something we will never know.

 

[Markwassillylaugher]

Yesterday Montgomery announced that he was getting help with his alcohol issue.
hope that he gets control over this

 

[Comeds]

I heard he offered to Vick's up a female co-worker's chest.

 

[Comeds]

I heard he saw, and liked, Cats.

 

[RobToxin]

I heard he supported giving Jason Garrett an extension.

That's when they knew he had a drinking problem.