POLL What should the annual Rivalry Game trophy be for Ohio State v Rutgers?

[steelerssb]

MERCY PLORST (retroactively)

 

[steelerssb]

As we've all seen, this game has been intense from the gecko, and more than deserving of an awesomely outrageous, legendary, and classic annual rivalry trophy to match the likes of the Illibuck, the Little Brown Jug, the Land Grant Trophy, and the prestigious Broken Bits of Chair.

But as you may also know, these things don't just invent themselves. They need a good team of marketers to sit in a room, order chinese, and hash it out over a weekend.

Here's where we come in!

Select unto thyselves no more than 3 selections of the above list. 3 shall be the number thou shalt choose.

Top five selections might be sent to Commissioner whats-his-name. Who knows?!? Here's your chance to get in on some history...serious replies only, TIA

How about the Urban Knew Trophy for OSU and Florida?

 

[rmilia1]

Knights vs Day Trophy

 

[steelerssb]

Muh presshuss thread...ruinrt by cartoon pore-know

Spoiler: The Real Award

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Be serious.

This isn’t the “guess what’s in @Used 2 B Hu ‘s dresser drawer” poll.

Don't make me go all Judge Judy on yerass

 

[steelerssb]

Don't make me go all Judge Judy on yerass

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Now, everybody knows once we decide on the name and the trophy, we have to come up with a convincing-sounding back story as to why it's historic, valuable, and endearing

 

[LSU02]

"The Scarlet Pimpernel" trophy....

 

[Hang_On_Sloopy08]

Another fine example of the quality of posters this place has.

 

[TheReal_NU]

Another fine example of the quality of posters this place has.

Yep.
@Used 2 B Hu is one of the best.
But he’s too serious for my liking so I get where you’re coming from.

 

[ralphiewvu]

The “staying permanently in Columbus” Trophy????

 

[olympicoscar]

I thought maybe a Jim Harbaugh bobble head.

 

[Justin Tyme]

Another fine example of the quality of posters this place has.

Only the best need apply

 

[Justin Tyme]

I thought maybe a Jim Harbaugh bobble head.

I believe we have a winner

 

[tabascojet]

THE porkroll pierogi prize??

 

[MKrip]

It should be a bloody cupcake and have OSU permanently engraved on it because that's who is always going to be in possession of it.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

"The Scarlet Pimpernel" trophy....

I can seize youse a culturated mofo... You like Gin drinks?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Another fine example of the quality of posters this place has.

If I can't think of anything pithy, I change the channel

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

The “staying permanently in Columbus” Trophy????

It should be a bloody cupcake and have OSU permanently engraved on it because that's who is always going to be in possession of it.

Just think of those poor Ohio Players who eventually lose to Rutgers... That's the kinda thing that follows you to your grave

 

[Tomhusker]

The Art Schlichter Sure Bet Trophy

A golden wager ticket picking tOSU as the winner.