We're Taking This Guy In The Draft

[froman77]

BISMACK BIYOMBOOOOOO!!!!!! He's the African love child of Dikembe Mutombo and Sergeballu LaMu Sayonga Loom Walahas Jonas Hugo Ibaka. He has a 7"7 wingspan, and the voice of an angel. If Kyrie Irving and Harrison Barnes are off the board, I want this guy.

 

[CanadianWalrus]

i dont know fro, he's hardly making the dunk in the photo.

 

[froman77]

i dont know fro, he's hardly making the dunk in the photo.

that's not him. he's the white guy getting posterized

 

[CanadianWalrus]

Donatas Motiejunas | NBADraft.net

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

The voice of an angel you say? Impressive. But the real question is, can we make his name funnier than Penis Cunter? I don't know...someone like Flesh pole Beaverton only comes once in a blue moon

 

[CanadianWalrus]

im starting to come around to cunter as well, thinking the name may help him overcome the horrible dunks and allaround turkish athleticism