way, way OT: Attn GagneFire

[puckhead]

your dreams (or a reasonable facsimile) may yet come true

Miley Cyrus may sue over sex doll | The Sun |News

 

[dash]

She could come in handy in those HOV lanes around the Bay Area...

 

[pixburgher66]

Wow. Are those pictures on the box photoshopped? I certianly hope so.

 

[dash]

From the same paper - Careful with those marshmallows, kids.

Police quiz boy aged 13, over assault with marshmallow | The Sun |News

 

[GagneFire12]

I'm most of the reason they are already sold out. I appreciate the shout-out, though!

 

[postmaster]

this reminded me of a recent story I heard about:
Man flees store with $460 sex toy

 

[Eddie_Shack]

this reminded me of a recent story I heard about:
Man flees store with $460 sex toy

A $460 sex toy? In Detroit that's four hookers and a box of condoms!

 

[Automattic]

A $460 sex toy? In Detroit that's four hookers and a box of condoms!

Your math is off. It's 5 hookers. And what the fuck is a condom!?

 

[Darkstone42]

From the same paper - Careful with those marshmallows, kids.

Police quiz boy aged 13, over assault with marshmallow | The Sun |News

Holy. Balls.