Game Thread: Wake up bitches!!! I let you sleep in the first week!!!

[fightinfunbags]

Gators get a dumbass penalty on 3rd down when they had held the Canes to a FG, and they get a TD instead. Fuck.

So stupid. I hate that shit.

 

[JayVee]

So stupid. I hate that shit.

Florida should have had a guy with 10 years of college football covering him.

 

[fightinfunbags]

Florida should have had a guy with 10 years of college football covering him.

I think your name is a lie. That was a varsity level comment.

 

[fightinfunbags]

Really didn’t miss this Fansville shit. Gayer than Richard Simmons and a bag of dicks.

 

[Think McFly Think]

Anybody else hear that comment? Miami TE Cam McCormick is in his 9th year of eligibility for college football! He enrolled at Oregon in 2016. He’s 26 years old.

Pretty crazy, makes me think of Brandon Weeden, didn’t the Browns draft him when he was like 27? Lol

 

[Xeliou66]

Horrible pick by Cam Ward there. Yeah I’m not buying the Miami hype.

 

[bamagrad75]

WAY to go Vandy!

 

[fightinfunbags]

I laughed. But then I remembered that he broke his foot off in the ass of Manti Te’o and my Irish.

 

[fightinfunbags]

Horrible pick by Cam Ward there. Yeah I’m not buying the Miami hype.

Do you guys have anything better than Graham Mertz? Yuck. He’s not good.

 

[Xeliou66]

Do you guys have anything better than Graham Mertz? Yuck. He’s not good.

Mertz isn’t that good I agree. I think this is going to be a long year for the Gators.

 

[Xeliou66]

LOL Florida has to take a TO after the kickoff due to poor communication. Napier is a joke.

 

[Xeliou66]

Given how tough their schedule is, I think the Gators may go about 3-9 this year. They look like complete shit. I thought things might improve but Napier is just not a good coach.

 

[All-Star Benchwarmer]

Send her this and get back to watching.


Seriously though, that sucks.

The dealership she takes her SUV to forgot to put the wheel lock back in her SUV. So I can't change the tire, it is hot and humid as fuck, I'm stuck in the Ohio Ren Fair parking lot until a tow truck shows up, and I'm going to miss league bowling tonight.

Hey, at least I can listen to the Buckeyes.

 

[Xeliou66]

Montrell Johnson with a 70 yard TD run for the Gators - first sign of life we’ve had other than the pick.

 

[Think McFly Think]

The dealership she takes her SUV to forgot to put the wheel lock back in her SUV. So I can't change the tire, it is hot and humid as fuck, I'm stuck in the Ohio Ren Fair parking lot until a tow truck shows up, and I'm going to miss league bowling tonight.

Hey, at least I can listen to the Buckeyes.

Yeah that sucks dude.

Ren fair? You could take a shot at jousting or drinking a mead while listening to a bard play tunes on his lute.

 

[TheGoodMan19]

Do you guys have anything better than Graham Mertz? Yuck. He’s not good.

Ethel Mertz would be an improvement

 

[fightinfunbags]

Ethel Mertz would be an improvement

I bet you Ethel was a little vixen in the sack. Could probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

 

[Pastafazul]

Cristobal is an f n moron

How the hell he still coachin canes

Ya got all the momentum and you don’t go for a 4th and 1. And it turns into a 71 yard TD

Ya put the crowd and team right back in it

 

[Xeliou66]

Cristobal is an f n moron

How the hell he still coachin canes

Ya got all the momentum and you don’t go for a 4th and 1. And it turns into a 71 yard TD

Ya put the crowd and team right back in it

Both Cristobal and Napier are shit coaches IMO.

 

[Think McFly Think]

Man, Florida is bad