Wait Im traded to the ISles? I thought you meant the NY RANGERS - Visnovsky won't go

[mattola]

Lubo Visnovsky has filed a grievance thru the NHLPA to void his trade to Isles, claiming his no-trade clause is still valid

 

[banditshcky11]

Wow... 3 weeks after the fact?

 

[mattola]

Wow... 3 weeks after the fact?

yeah this one is a head scratcher.

 

[Slimpikins]

He can always ask Nabby about holding out for a year...

 

[elocomotive]

Wow... 3 weeks after the fact?

To be fair, it took him a while to receive the telegram, and then he had to borrow a bike for the 2-day ride to nearest pay phone.


...See, it's funny because I'm pretending Slovakia is still in the same technological state it was early in the Cold War when things were more primitive there. This is in contrast to the US and Canada where NHL teams...oh forget it...

 

[Comeds]

I heard he got in trouble with his wife because she found out that he was having fax sex with people.

See its funny because every other use of technology has been used for mastabatory and sexual purposes and following Elocomotive's lead I am pretending they do not have internet or webcams or phones! Hilarious. Plus the idea of someone waiting for a sexual fax has always amused me and I never knew how to make a joke of it - until now.

 

[dash]

A couple of days after the trade, Visnovsky was quoted as saying his first choice was to play for the Isles - I wonder what changed?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

A couple of days after the trade, Visnovsky was quoted as saying his first choice was to play for the Isles - I wonder what changed?

he got sober

 

[awaz]

he got sober

 

[DChero]

So how do they reverse that if he wins? He was traded for a pick, right?

 

[SLY]

 

[elocomotive]

I heard he got in trouble with his wife because she found out that he was having fax sex with people.

See its funny because every other use of technology has been used for mastabatory and sexual purposes and following Elocomotive's lead I am pretending they do not have internet or webcams or phones! Hilarious. Plus the idea of someone waiting for a sexual fax has always amused me and I never knew how to make a joke of it - until now.

LMAO. The idea of fax sex is pretty damn funny.

It might just be a lot like the early days of the internet when loading was slow and you didn't always know what you were about to see... 'okay, there's her hair... alright, now her face, who cares.... ooooo, a shoulder... we're almost to boobs....c'mon, stop lagging....okay... here we go...a demi-bra!!!...what the fuck?...'

See, it's funny b/c I was expecting tits.

 

[puckhead]

So how do they reverse that if he wins? He was traded for a pick, right?

2nd round pick in the 2013 draft.
would have gotten awfully messy if it was a pick already used, b/c what if one team picked a player that the other team would not have wanted?

 

[DChero]

2nd round pick in the 2013 draft.
would have gotten awfully messy if it was a pick already used, b/c what if one team picked a player that the other team would not have wanted?

Ah, it was a future pick? I had it in my mind that it was used.

I have a suspicion that the Weber offer sheet has something to do with this.

 

[fordman84]

LMAO. The idea of fax sex is pretty damn funny.

It might just be a lot like the early days of the internet when loading was slow and you didn't always know what you were about to see... 'okay, there's her hair... alright, now her face, who cares.... ooooo, a shoulder... we're almost to boobs....c'mon, stop lagging....okay... here we go...a demi-bra!!!...what the fuck?...'

See, it's funny b/c I was expecting tits.

Just better hope by the time it loads down to the waist there isn't a little surprise package waiting for you

 

[Vadered]

Had my hopes up that this was about the Nash trade until I got to the end of the title.

Damnit.

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

he got sober

We have a winner.

Muller was bad enough, now we have LUBOGATE. I don't feel sorry for any player in the NHL. If they don't want to play for a particular team, FUCK-EM!!

 

[beantownmaniac]

To be fair, it took him a while to receive the telegram, and then he had to borrow a bike for the 2-day ride to nearest pay phone.


...See, it's funny because I'm pretending Slovakia is still in the same technological state it was early in the Cold War when things were more primitive there. This is in contrast to the US and Canada where NHL teams...oh forget it...

Way to kill a joke. Oh, and.................................................REPORTED!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dash]

Ken Holland likely has interest in bringing Visnovsky to Detroit...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Ken Holland likely has interest in bringing Visnovsky to Detroit...

Maybe he can lure Lubo with promises of a free Pony Sexpress.


See, it's funny because I'm juxtaposing the earlier premises of Visnovsky being from a primitive country with the running joke that only really, really old people play for the Red Wings, referencing a long gone system of mail delivery, insinuating that only a Detroit Red Wing would use something that hasn't been around since the 1800's. Then I cleverly changed the name of said archaic mail delivery system to bring the joke full circle back to Comed's humorous "Fax Sex" post.