Voracek finally hip checks something

[forty_three]

Flyers winger Jake Voracek OK after crashing, totaling Ferrari in Czech Republic

Unfortunately for him, it was a truck.

 

[dash]

A little wax and some elbow grease will make it look like new...

 

[forty_three]

A little wax and some elbow grease will make it look like new...

"Is good car. Can be fix easy sure. Why you heff to be so angry. Buff right out."


I also love that they put a little traffic cone on the back to warn the other drivers. "Look out! There is danger here."

 

[dash]

I bought a 95 Volvo 850 Turbo last week ($3000 private sale) for my daughter to learn how to drive. I don't think I want to give it to her though, the gentleman who owned it prior to me kept it in tip-top shape and the car goes like stink.

 

[elocomotive]

I love the English translation...

"Twenty-three winger, who defends the colors NHL Philadelphia was driving too fast for a truck. The driver then started to turn left and therefore slowed down. Voráček did not manage to stop in time and crashed into the left side of the truck.

"The accident occurred at 11:30 am on the road to the town of Kladno Braškov. During the accident no one was injured, alcohol was similar for both drivers on the spot expelled breath test,” she said in an interview Sport.cz Kladno police spokeswoman Michaela Novakova, which then outlining the amount of damages.

Oh well, as long as they were similarly intoxicated, it's okay.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I love the English translation...



Oh well, as long as they were similarly intoxicated, it's okay.

Given that the Czechs drink the most beer of any country in the world, I think the rule is that whoever is less drunk has to pay for the accident.

 

[dash]

Replace Homer Simpson with Jakub Voracek and tree with truck (not great quality)

 

[BOSSMANPC]

I love the English translation...



Oh well, as long as they were similarly intoxicated, it's okay.

So it's two minutes for the crash and two for embellishment.

 

[4thstreet]

A little wax and some elbow grease will make it look like new...

Spicoli-"I can fix it.My dad's a tv repairman,he has an ultimate set of tools."

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

A little wax and some elbow grease will make it look like new...

A new tire and that car will be out on the road for the third period.

 

[forty_three]

A new tire and that car will be out on the road for the third period.

I don't know. It is classified as a front quarter panel injury, and it is exhibiting airbag-deployment like symptoms.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I don't know. It is classified as a front quarter panel injury, and it is exhibiting airbag-deployment like symptoms.

Nothing that 10 minutes in the quiet parking lot can't fix.

 

[DevilishWon]

I love the English translation...



Oh well, as long as they were similarly intoxicated, it's okay.

matching minors....

 

[puckhead]

Oh well, as long as they were similarly intoxicated, it's okay.

many moons ago, my buddy had an accident coming home from a Canucks game. Very close to the arena (Pacific Coliseum).
he was fairly pissed, but the other guy was so hammered that the cops didn't even ask my friend if he had been drinking too.

Spicoli-"I can fix it.My dad's a tv repairman,he has an ultimate set of tools."

was waiting for this one

 

[elocomotive]

he was fairly pissed, but the other guy was so hammered that the cops didn't even ask my friend if he had been drinking too.

Well, that was a stroke of luck for... "your friend."

I don't know. It is classified as a front quarter panel injury, and it is exhibiting airbag-deployment like symptoms.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! Nothing too specific. Let's just classify it as a lower chassis injury and leave it at that.

 

[puckhead]

Well, that was a stroke of luck for... "your friend."

no, honestly it wasn't me. I have been incredibly fortunate in my youth in that respect as well.
I've only cracked up one car, and I was sober for that one.

 

[elocomotive]

no, honestly it wasn't me...

I figured it wasn't really, just giving you a hard time.

Pssssst... your secret is safe with us, Puck.

 

[thedddd]

matching minors....

Walkom made that call for the Czech police.