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Tomhusker
The Original Husker+ Fan
Anybody else do this? I keep getting calls from some "Resort" selling me a great vacation for great price. I usually play them for a long as I can just to fuck up their talk time. I've twice taken them all the way through their up sale, taking every option offered. I go get my credit card and start reading the number to them, only to hang up before the last digit.
I've committed suicide while talking to them. I've killed babies. Tortured animals. All with the help of sound affects.
Today, I tried something different.
Telemarketer : Hi, this is Rebecca, who am I speaking with?
Me: Hi Rebecca, what are you wearing?
Rabecca: What does that have to do with this?
Me: I'm Masturbating and am trying to build a picture of you.
Me: Rebecca?
She apparently was not interested in talking me through a self administered handy.
I've committed suicide while talking to them. I've killed babies. Tortured animals. All with the help of sound affects.
Today, I tried something different.
Telemarketer : Hi, this is Rebecca, who am I speaking with?
Me: Hi Rebecca, what are you wearing?
Rabecca: What does that have to do with this?
Me: I'm Masturbating and am trying to build a picture of you.
Me: Rebecca?
She apparently was not interested in talking me through a self administered handy.