olympicoscar
Life is what you've made of it.
Decent game, too many flags. I picked Tech to win in a possible runaway. Still think they can win by more than 14. TCU is hurting at QB.
I thought they banned tortilla throwing at Tech or was that the batteries?
Wood.
I'd watch.
mmmm Samantha Ponder
Just don't make too much noise.
If that bothers you, then you are gay!
this.
Ok. I've been doing an office remodel for a state senator for the last week and a half. It is what you'd expect as far as their behavior and/or demeanor. There is the Senator, his secretary, and another woman (a life insurance salesman) in the office. They are very professional. Not a lot of "cutting up" or joking around. They have clients in and out of the office several times a day. So in short it's stuffy as a motherfucker up in there. Well Wednesday they had a huge client coming in and were prepping the office and had all the CP monitors with a big "WELCOME" so and so on them, basically rolling out the red carpet. Well the guys show up and the secretary welcomes them in and introduces them to the woman insurance salesman. The secretary says, "This is Jane Doe (not the real name, of course) and she has been singing your praises all morning and admiring your testacles ...... textiles. I meant textiles" You could have heard a pin drop. My buddy and I broke and ran outside laughing. There's no way I could hold that in. Those stuffy motherfuckers never even chuckled.
this.
Ok. I've been doing an office remodel for a state senator for the last week and a half. It is what you'd expect as far as their behavior and/or demeanor. There is the Senator, his secretary, and another woman (a life insurance salesman) in the office. They are very professional. Not a lot of "cutting up" or joking around. They have clients in and out of the office several times a day. So in short it's stuffy as a motherfucker up in there. Well Wednesday they had a huge client coming in and were prepping the office and had all the CP monitors with a big "WELCOME" so and so on them, basically rolling out the red carpet. Well the guys show up and the secretary welcomes them in and introduces them to the woman insurance salesman. The secretary says, "This is Jane Doe (not the real name, of course) and she has been singing your praises all morning and admiring your testacles ...... textiles. I meant textiles" You could have heard a pin drop. My buddy and I broke and ran outside laughing. There's no way I could hold that in. Those stuffy motherfuckers never even chuckled.
I just don't want to hear your moaning and dirty talk is all.
If that bothers you, then you are gay!
I just don't want to hear your moaning and dirty talk is all.
Btw, on a completely unrelated note, I've been trying to find another bourbon I really like besides woodford reserve. I bought a bottle of Eagle Rare 10 year yesterday and this shit is good. I believe it's a single barrel bourbon and it tastes like it. It is as smooth as it can be and it finishes nice. Bourbon drinkers should check it out.
Btw, on a completely unrelated note, I've been trying to find another bourbon I really like besides woodford reserve. I bought a bottle of Eagle Rare 10 year yesterday and this shit is good. I believe it's a single barrel bourbon and it tastes like it. It is as smooth as it can be and it finishes nice. Bourbon drinkers should check it out.
If you can hear me, you ain't hitting it properly.