tOfficial Night Shift Thread

[ladyrockess]

Haha thanks

 

[WOOPIGSOOOIE]

night all and keep going with the book you have us SportsHoopla folk hooked already

Night night

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Winnipeg? WTF?

the pheonix coyotes are a hockey team that play in the southwest there was talk about eliminating them and moving them to winnipeg it was a hockey metaphore

 

[Disney Plorster]

Lol, and he's completely serious huh

Yes, maybe I will giove another one.

Coworker- You know what pisses me off? When you give to a charity, about 99% of that money goes to taxes. Unless of course, it says this amount goes directly to the charity.

Me- No

 

[Disney Plorster]

Night you mighty Devil.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

later disney im about to seek out the pretzel kingdom

 

[WOOPIGSOOOIE]

Yes, maybe I will giove another one.

Coworker- You know what pisses me off? When you give to a charity, about 99% of that money goes to taxes. Unless of course, it says this amount goes directly to the charity.

Me- No

Lol atleast you've got someone around to humor you

 

[Disney Plorster]

Lol atleast you've got someone around to humor you

Yep, to be fair, I am pretty off myself, but sometimes the things he says make we wonder where he has been. Here is another gem. A lab assistant is talking with me with an interesting conversation we are having about world population, and carrying capacity.

Me- You know, I wonder what the carrying capacity of the earth is.

coworker chiming in- I would say a trillion.

Me- Are you serious? You realize that we haven't quite reached 7 billion yet, and there are people starving, and dying of disease. The clean water issue alone would cap the number way before a trillion, not to mention space.

coworker- This Earth is huge, we have plenty of resources.

Me- Um, no

 

[ladyrockess]

the pheonix coyotes are a hockey team that play in the southwest there was talk about eliminating them and moving them to winnipeg it was a hockey metaphore

Finally, clarity!!!

@Disney - I am so sorry you have to put up at that. One of the worst coworkers I ever had was always asking me the most inappropriate questions.
For example: I had just come back from an archaeological dig in Ethiopia and it was my first day back at work. This girl comes up to me and says something that sounds like, "Did you have fun in Ethiopia?"
I say, "Yes, I had fun, it was a lot of work though."
Then she says, "No, no, I said did you GET FUCKED in Ethiopia?"
I just stare at her completely floored.
Then I say, "No, I have a boyfriend here, and even if I were single I would never have casual sex."
And she says, "Yeah, I guess you might get AIDS if you slept with them people over there."

For the record, this girl is black, and constantly yipped with the other coworkers about sex and if she should get with one of three or four different guys she "knew".

 

[Disney Plorster]

Finally, clarity!!!

@Disney - I am so sorry you have to put up at that. One of the worst coworkers I ever had was always asking me the most inappropriate questions.
For example: I had just come back from an archaeological dig in Ethiopia and it was my first day back at work. This girl comes up to me and says something that sounds like, "Did you have fun in Ethiopia?"
I say, "Yes, I had fun, it was a lot of work though."
Then she says, "No, no, I said did you GET FUCKED in Ethiopia?"
I just stare at her completely floored.
Then I say, "No, I have a boyfriend here, and even if I were single I would never have casual sex."
And she says, "Yeah, I guess you might get AIDS if you slept with them people over there."

For the record, this girl is black, and constantly yipped with the other coworkers about sex and if she should get with one of three or four different guys she "knew".

Wow, my coworker may say silly things, but at least he doesn't say things like that. She sounds like a freak.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Yep, to be fair, I am pretty off myself, but sometimes the things he says make we wonder where he has been. Here is another gem. A lab assistant is talking with me with an interesting conversation we are having about world population, and carrying capacity.

Me- You know, I wonder what the carrying capacity of the earth is.

coworker chiming in- I would say a trillion.

Me- Are you serious? You realize that we haven't quite reached 7 billion yet, and there are people starving, and dying of disease. The clean water issue alone would cap the number way before a trillion, not to mention space.

coworker- This Earth is huge, we have plenty of resources.

Me- Um, no

Just using China as a smaller sale model of overpopulation confirms your point dp.If we had a trillion people on the earth we would be completely over run with cheap low quality jerseys

 

[ladyrockess]

Wow, my coworker may say silly things, but at least he doesn't say things like that. She sounds like a freak.

Well I tried to be nice to her because for some reason I was assigned shifts with her a lot. But it was difficult...very, very difficult.

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

Finally, clarity!!!

@Disney - I am so sorry you have to put up at that. One of the worst coworkers I ever had was always asking me the most inappropriate questions.
For example: I had just come back from an archaeological dig in Ethiopia and it was my first day back at work. This girl comes up to me and says something that sounds like, "Did you have fun in Ethiopia?"
I say, "Yes, I had fun, it was a lot of work though."
Then she says, "No, no, I said did you GET FUCKED in Ethiopia?"
I just stare at her completely floored.
Then I say, "No, I have a boyfriend here, and even if I were single I would never have casual sex."
And she says, "Yeah, I guess you might get AIDS if you slept with them people over there."

For the record, this girl is black, and constantly yipped with the other coworkers about sex and if she should get with one of three or four different guys she "knew".

Is she supposed to be less ignorant because she's black? Her view of Africans is similar to that of any ignorant person regardless of skin color/ethnicity/whatever.

 

[ladyrockess]

Is she supposed to be less ignorant because she's black? Her view of Africans is similar to that of any ignorant person regardless of skin color/ethnicity/whatever.

Oh I mentioned her skin color because she called the Ethiopians "them people" and I didn't want to lay myself open to an accusation of racism.

Skin color is NOT a guarantee of ignorance - or vice versa. Agree with you 100% there!!!!

 

[WOOPIGSOOOIE]

Well I tried to be nice to her because for some reason I was assigned shifts with her a lot. But it was difficult...very, very difficult.

I can definitely see that, i just dont get some people

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

Oh I mentioned her skin color because she called the Ethiopians "them people" and I didn't want to lay myself open to an accusation of racism.

Skin color is NOT a guarantee of ignorance - or vice versa. Agree with you 100% there!!!!

You were repeating what she said... I don't see how that would lead anyone on this board to accuse you of racism; that would be quite a leap of logic.

 

[Disney Plorster]

Just using China as a smaller sale model of overpopulation confirms your point dp.If we had a trillion people on the earth we would be completely over run with cheap low quality jerseys

Too true sir. They know how to churn out a lot of cheap goods over there, but maybe they will outgrow that someday.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

later disney im about to seek out the pretzel kingdom

Good night Clark. Don't fall asleep before you get to the motel.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I can't stand the two guys I normally work with they can't do anything without whining or complaining about it.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Good night Clark. Don't fall asleep before you get to the motel.

Night boss trying to get tired but the leg cramps aren't helping.normally I would eat a banana old hockey trick "potassium" but we are out.