tOfficial Night Shift Thread

[TheRobotDevil]

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

You'll probably have to settle for slightly smaller cans, Forkem.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

 

[TheRobotDevil]

he'll be back

 

[ForkEmBucky]

You'll probably have to settle for slightly smaller cans, Forkem.

Mneh.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

Mneh.

It's true. There's a shortage of women with large mammalian protruberances who are truly interesting to talk to.

 

[KillerVee]

Hey you can talk to me!

 

[KillerVee]

I have a question? Why are all my friends so incredibly unstable and unhealthy?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I have a question? Why are all my friends so incredibly unstable and unhealthy?

are you calling us unstable

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

I have a question? Why are all my friends so incredibly unstable and unhealthy?

... Girls or guys?

 

[ForkEmBucky]

It's true. There's a shortage of women with large mammalian protruberances who are truly interested to talk to.

I have my own rules for mamalian protruberances. It's the other stripperyness that I'm into.

 

[KillerVee]

... Girls or guys?

Both. Sometimes I feel like the only normal one in my primary social group and THAT is a scary thought.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

Both. Sometimes I feel like the only normal one in my primary social group and THAT is a scary thought.

Girls - A large number act this way, at least the unstable part.

Guys - ... Are your guy friends hipsters?

 

[KillerVee]

Girls - A large number act this way, at least the unstable part.

Guys - ... Are your guy friends hipsters?

No, don't be obtuse.

 

[ladyrockess]

Hey guise. All I want is a chick with a stripper body, but with some integrity. Is that so hard to find?

Hey guise. All I want is a dude who isn't an ass 100% of the time. Is that so hard to find?

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

No, don't be obtuse.

Hey, most of my friends are pretty unstable and unhealthy too. (One of them is passed out in the other room right now actually) It makes life interesting being the lesser of a few evils.

 

[ladyrockess]

My hands are so chapped I put on lotion and they started bleeding. I thought they'd be better when I came to Florida...stupid sensitive skin...

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

That sucks. You could always get a humidifier.

 

[HighTide]

It is because you are in Florida...

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

Hey at least Florida has roads and schools, HighTide.