tOfficial Night Shift Thread

[ForkEmBucky]

LOL^


Why is the baby driving?!?!?!?

Only one who knew how to get to Sesame Street?

 

[KillerVee]

I sold my car last year.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Vee why are you a tool lately?

 

[li0lsh]

She is pissed at me for no reason.makes me a little sad

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

I attempted to commit insurance fraud by having a friend "steal" my car last year.

...

 

[goDAWGSsicem]

She is pissed at me for no reason.makes me a little sad

 

[KillerVee]

What? I sold my car and bought a scooter and then the scooter got stolen. The end.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

What? I sold my car and bought a scooter and then the scooter got stolen. The end.

 

[KillerVee]

Vee why are you a tool lately?

Because I haven't had tobacco or alcohol for five days and you're all fuckheads

 

[goDAWGSsicem]

I heard that Vee had to sell her car & scooter to pay off her heroin debt.

 

[li0lsh]

heroin is dangerous, sir.

 

[ladyrockess]

I want to get drunk. But I don't want to get drunk alone. Therefore, I am sober.

 

[goDAWGSsicem]

Because I haven't had tobacco or alcohol for five days and you're all fuckheads

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Know what else? You could build a windmill on your house, convert most of your shit to run off of 12 volt batteries and go off the grid....instead of building nuclear power plants or continuing to burn coal. They'd never let that happen though. They'd get their little Nazi pawns...the home owners associations...to ban your friggin' windmill.

It'd work though. Just set the alternator and your battery panels in yer basement, and most of your maintenance issues would be easy to get to.

 

[goDAWGSsicem]

forkem, you been smoking angel dust again?

 

[Ragingcroc]

post exercise showers are orgasmic

 

[ForkEmBucky]

I'm not crazy. Look around you man. We're just here to make somebody else rich. You don't find that annoying?

 

[ladyrockess]

I'm not crazy. Look around you man. We're just here to make somebody else rich. You don't find that annoying?

I find the Packers annoying.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

post exercise showers are orgasmic

fact

Vee should exercise and then shower....and stop calling me a fuckhead.

:sad:

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

Do you render your own lard too, Forkem?