tOfficial Night Shift Thread

[goDAWGSsicem]

Dats alotta posts!

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

LOL


He should have just checked you out when you were in the shower instead of trying to see your phone pics...
9 year olds

This isn't a ****o, sex doesn't just happen if you peep on someone.

 

[KillerVee]

LOL


He should have just checked you out when you were in the shower instead of trying to see your phone pics...
9 year olds

I have learned to lock the bathroom door now. The four year old taught me that lesson when he just barges in to talk to me when I'm showering.

But my bedroom door doesn't have a lock in it. I catch the nine year old sticking his head in the room quietly all the time.

Me: "What do you want?"

Him: "Uh.... nothing. Just seeing if you were home."


Ugh. The little one refers to me as the older ones girlfriend, too...

 

[goDAWGSsicem]

This isn't a ****o, sex doesn't just happen if you peep on someone.

What are you talking about?

 

[KillerVee]

And he just came in here again to give me a candied apple he got at school today. Hmmmm.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

What are you talking about?

Lol It's not like someone wouldn't notice being peeped on in the shower.

 

[goDAWGSsicem]

You'll probably be his first hard on Vee. That's something to be proud of... unless he's family, then that little perv needs counseling.

 

[IPostedWhat]

That would be funny as hell if he busted in there while you were dropping a mega deuce while smoking a square.

 

[johnshadows64]

And he just came in here again to give me a candied apple he got at school today. Hmmmm.

Jeez. You living in a commune?

 

[goDAWGSsicem]

And he just came in here again to give me a candied apple he got at school today. Hmmmm.

caramel apples are better.

Lol It's not like someone wouldn't notice being peeped on in the shower.

Ehh, he could get a quick peek. He's 9, he doesn't need a long, detailed look. LOL

 

[KillerVee]

Jeez. You living in a commune?

No but I believe the boundary lines have officially been crossed. It's just me at home with the nine year old and his nine year old friend from across the street. His moms at work and his grandma lives upstairs in the other unit and normally watches him on Tuesday nights.

Apparently they don't have school tomorrow but shouldn't his mom or grandma asked me if it was cool if two 9 year olds kicked it with me all night? I was kind of thinking about going out...

 

[KillerVee]

And shouldn't they be asleep! I'm not in charge! No one told me I was babysitting!

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

Sounds like you got pumped and then dumped, Vee. They gave the kids a bunch of sugar and left them with you.

 

[USCDoom]

No but I believe the boundary lines have officially been crossed. It's just me at home with the nine year old and his nine year old friend from across the street. His moms at work and his grandma lives upstairs in the other unit and normally watches him on Tuesday nights.

Apparently they don't have school tomorrow but shouldn't his mom or grandma asked me if it was cool if two 9 year olds kicked it with me all night? I was kind of thinking about going out...

I wonder why people dont leave their kids with me???

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[KillerVee]

I asked the kid what the deal was and he said they were allowed to have a sleep over without parental supervision as long as the grandma was upstairs. And the kid actually never lies to me. He's honest to a fault. Sometimes he'll ask me if he can do something he knows he can't do and when I say yes, he tells me he's not allowed to.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

I asked the kid what the deal was and he said they were allowed to have a sleep over without parental supervision as long as the grandma was upstairs. And the kid actually never lies to me. He's honest to a fault. Sometimes he'll ask me if he can do something he knows he can't do and when I say yes, he tells me he's not allowed to.

What? I oughta whip his ass for being a smartass incorrectly.

 

[johnshadows64]

No but I believe the boundary lines have officially been crossed. It's just me at home with the nine year old and his nine year old friend from across the street. His moms at work and his grandma lives upstairs in the other unit and normally watches him on Tuesday nights.

Apparently they don't have school tomorrow but shouldn't his mom or grandma asked me if it was cool if two 9 year olds kicked it with me all night? I was kind of thinking about going out...

Well, do you have some place for them to sleep? Couch or something? Tell them to get to it. They don't want to, dump them off on grandma, and hit Quasar (or whatever rave club you go to). Me personally, I'd loosen the belt while I was informing them of the news - I doubt that would have the same effect coming from you.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Get a Penn State sweatshirt vee problem solved

 

[USCDoom]

Get a Penn State sweatshirt vee problem solved

LMAO!!!!

 

[KillerVee]

Turrible joke!