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ForkEmBucky

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Sorry, Bucky. I don't think you're stupid.

Nah. On the subject you were discussing. One time our waitress at the bar said, "I don't give my # out at work..." but then lingered. She kept coming over to talk to me. The whole time I was like, "jeeze chica, you shot me down, what do you want?"

Never occurred to me that she wanted me to just ask her out somewhere instead of getting her #, and that she was one of those girls who follows the rules at work.
 

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Nah. On the subject you were discussing. One time our waitress at the bar said, "I don't give my # out at work..." but then lingered. She kept coming over to talk to me. The whole time I was like, "jeeze chica, you shot me down, what do you want?"

Never occurred to me that she wanted me to just ask her out somewhere instead of getting her #, and that she was one of those girls who follows the rules at work.

This was definitely not the case. I was sitting down and he kept coming up to talk to me. And I kept brushing him off. At one point he said he wasn't going to give up. If you have to say that, you should give up.
 

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I don't know why I gotta get a roll eyes.....

I only razz folks I like, maybe I need to make a naughty and nice list of posters....;)

I feel like I'm both. I'm a good poster and a bad poster..
 

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Well you guys are a real kick in the pants tonight...
 

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Well you guys are a real kick in the pants tonight...

I don't know what's wrong with the rest of them.....I'm drunk, tired (shouldn't be but am) and my team got their ass kicked today......
 

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I guess I'm going to bed. Out of spite!

Wow, there's a real good word twist there, but I'll be nice....no spitting now....I'm gonna be hitting the hey here very soon......damn early football games and all day drinking.....
 

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I didn't call her sech

See, I knew you was the one trying to badger her for her phone number....you didn't call her cuz she didn't give you her number.....








plenty of puns in there, all intentional.....I get goofy when I'm drunk and getting tired.....
 
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