tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread-Part 2

[gobigred]

 

[HawkeyeHater]

No way she's over 120........

I'm starting to question if any of ye have ever been with a girl........

Here........ I found another picture of her before her fake ass tan.....

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

That is so far off it's not even funny........

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I doubt it sir........


There's a reason she's posing like that..... It's cuz she's fat and she knows it...

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

She wanted to show her tits........

Yourn whiskey goggles be playin tricks with yourn eyes

 

[HawkeyeHater]

If she wanted to show her tits, she wouldn't be smashing them in.......

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

That's not the point...............she's a female..................they always try to show their tits

 

[Brasky]

Dude..... look at her knees and her cankles, and her broad ass shoulders......

I bet shes atleast 150, and I've fucked a lot of 140-170ers..

all things that make my dick go limp.

JJM's questioning if you've been with a girl. 1217 thinks I'm a virgin.

I'm starting to wonder if they aren't both chubby chasers.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

She's about the same body build as Miley Cyrus

 

[HawkeyeHater]

all things that make my dick go limp.

JJM's questioning if you've been with a girl. 1217 thinks I'm a virgin.

I'm starting to wonder if they aren't both chubby chasers.

I don't mind fucking a fat chick, cuz they go home in the morning.....


But fat chicks who think they are hot..... I'm done with.

 

[Brasky]

She's about the same body build as Miley Cyrus

You done lost your mind chubby chaser.

It's okay though. You were put here for a reason JJM...

Fat chicks need love too.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I dated a girl who was 100lbs for 8 years...........

But I can guarantee you that you gayboys wouldn't have ever fucked her, because she would be too fat.....

 

[iruletheskool]

Stir fry

 

[gobigred]

She's about the same body build as Miley Cyrus

 

[Brasky]

Not one of my ex girlfriends would come even close to being considered fat. Though I wouldn't mind it if one or two were fat now. But they aint.

I don't pay attention to weight. JJM seems to be a stickler about that.

It's what they LOOK like. It's okay if she's over the normal weight for her height if it's in the right places.

I don't like overly skinny bitches either.

 

[oaknightshockey1]

i would. i think people are being overly critical. if that girl showed up at my door like a prono pizza delivery driver, there is no way i would say no. even if she is orange.

 

[HawkeyeHater]

OMG..... This can of coke is....... just....... damn


Shouldn't have, but thee fuckers been staring at me evertime I walk in the house..

 

[Brasky]

mon: steaks

tues: conf. flag

wed: fat chicks

 

[oaknightshockey1]

if you guys have the NBC sports channel...history will be made tonight. tying the record for least number of games played and winning their first stanley cup...and it is a great game too.

 

[Brasky]

if you guys have the NBC sports channel...history will be made tonight. tying the record for least number of games played and winning their first stanley cup...and it is a great game too.

u mean just nbc orrrr...?