today's DGB - remaining free agents

[puckhead]

coupla good zingers

Down Goes Brown: A buyer's guide to the remaining NHL free agents

 

[Slimpikins]

Teemu Selanne

The good: Now that's he's older and more mature, no longer recklessly throws his glove in the air after a big goal and then shoots it down; now throws the glove and then writes it a stern but respectful letter.

The bad: Has clearly lost a step, occasionally looking a little winded while skating circles around some defenceman who's 20 years younger than him.

Where he'd fit: Winnipeg, according to people who are still hoping that the original Gun 'N Roses lineup will reunite.

Haha, winner.

 

[DChero]

My fav...

Cory Stillman
The good: As a member of both the 2004 Tampa Bay Lightning and the 2006 Carolina Hurricanes, is the only player in NHL history to own two Stanley Cup rings that everyone has agreed to pretend never happened.
The bad: Is comfortable switching between left wing and right wing depending on what makes the most sense for the situation, so has no chance of ever getting a job analyzing politics for a major US network.
Where he'd fit: Any team looking for a veteran who can mentor young players without strangling them when they say "Hey, did you know I wasn't even born when you were drafted?"

 

[awaz]

i'm only a bit in, but i had to take a break, this one is great

Pascal Leclaire
The good: Every NHL contract he has signed so far has, eventually, expired.
The bad: Gets hurt every time a puck touches him, so that's like three injuries a year.
Where he'd fit: Would be a great addition for a team looking for a veteran starting goaltender, assuming the league adds 7,000 expansion teams between now and September