Game Thread: Thursday Night Football: Arizona @ UTSA

[Wild Turkey]

If you're on the highway and Road Runner goes beep beep.
Just step aside or might end up in a heap.
Road Runner, Road Runner runs on the road all day.
Even the coyote can't make him change his ways.

Road Runner, the coyote's after you.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.
Road Runner, the coyote's after you.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.

That coyote is really a crazy clown,
When will he learn he can never mow him down?
Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone,
Just runnin' down the road's his idea of having fun.

 

[4down20]

3rd and 9, time for another FG.

 

[WhiteMamba]

Who decided to bring the Molly and Absinthe to this here party?

 

[4down20]

Hearing that cypress hill stadium music makes me think of Happy Gilmore.

 

[Arizona_Sting]

This offense has no problem driving the ball down the field... just can't convert. Freshman QB in his first road start probably has something to do with it, but this UTSA defense is pretty damn good.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Cover cover cover!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Who decided to bring the Molly and Absinthe to this here party?

 

[Wild Turkey]

Does every Texas school have a gay hand signal?

 

[WhiteMamba]

Does every Texas school have a gay hand signal?

I think there was a thread about this and they all have one.

 

[olympicoscar]

Does every Texas school have a gay hand signal?

We have no choice now what with Texas AM in the SEC.

 

[4down20]

We have no choice now what with Texas AM in the SEC.

 

[KnightAndDay]

Huge 1st down

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Does every Texas school have a gay hand signal?

They're not ALL gay:

I...deh...that is...hachi...uhhh....

Yeah, you're right.

 

[podsox]

that tight end has good hands

 

[BamaFanAlways]

They're not ALL gay:

I...deh...that is...hachi...uhhh....

Yeah, you're right.

It's kinda cute when SHE does it...

 

[Texas Jefe]

now that the 4th has started, quite amazed at this score.

 

[podsox]

what a dumbass call

 

[Texas Jefe]

how do you miss that dude

 

[podsox]

I don't think a fg kicker on a team ive bet against has missed a fg yet this yr. teams I bet on are about 40%

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

It's kinda cute when SHE does it...

True, but with this guy, not so much: