this is why the rapture won't happen

[puckhead]

belonged in a couple of different threads... couldn't figure out which.

(from Patton Oswalt's twits)

 

[SLY]

lmao!

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

That's great it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes and aeroplane
And Lenny Bruce is not afraid

 

[devs30rko]

This is the greatest picture I've ever seen

 

[BOSSMANPC]

That's what he gets for trying to give a flying elbow to The Miller. To soon?

 

[Automattic]

Alright, Kronwall leaves his feet when he hits people. We get it. Geesh....

 

[Darkstone42]

Hm, looks like Jesus will be out for a little while with an upper-body injury.

Of course, he recovered from death in three days, so I can't imagine this will sideline him for long...

 

[dare2be]

Hm, looks like Jesus will be out for a little while with an upper-body injury.

Of course, he recovered* from death in three days, so I can't imagine this will sideline him for long...

*Allegedly

 

[Darkstone42]

*Allegedly

Perhaps he never fully recovered, and as a result, this new injury will sideline him for a while.

You have to be really careful with that death thing. I hear it can recur.

 

[mattola]

A Look Back At Macho Mans Career Gallery

some of these are fuckign funny

 

[dash]

Harold Camping originally predicted the world would end in 1994...The Rangers won the Cup in '94.

If that event didn't bring on doomsday, nothing will

 

[juliansteed]

Harold Camping originally predicted the world would end in 1994...The Rangers won the Cup in '94.

If that event didn't bring on doomsday, nothing will

Hmmm! So far this post-season also has something in common with 1994.

 

[elocomotive]

Of course, he recovered from death in three days, so I can't imagine this will sideline him for long...

Woah, woah, woah... let's just go with body injury. Can't give opponents too much information.

 

[Slimpikins]

A Look Back At Macho Mans Career Gallery

some of these are fuckign funny

I like the one with Ali. Good stuff.

 

[naslundfan19]

Hmmm! So far this post-season also has something in common with 1994.

I hope the comparisons end now.

 

[Darkstone42]

Woah, woah, woah... let's just go with body injury. Can't give opponents too much information.

Ah, good point! Opponents will be looking for every advantage...

 

[Comeds]

I had a lovely brunch with Jesus Christ.
He said, "two words about inanity: fundamental christianity."
the food was very nice.
but then He had to go and die for my sins
and stick my ass with the check.