Thee I need to bitch thread

[HuskerPower52]

For all our bitching about Nebtaska and everything else feel free to vent.

New girl won't call me back. MOTHERFUCKER! not her jest venting that feels good.

 

[iruletheskool]

I am having a shitty week

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

I'm out of bourbon and can't buy any cause I need to cut back on spending for Christmas. BAH HUM BUG

 

[Red_Alert]

In the off-season, Pelini needs to go to ND, Stanford, Alabama et al and learn to coach defense.

 

[corn train]

If I had a smaller penis, girls might instead love me for my mind

 

[HuskerPower52]

Nice corn train

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

If I had a smaller penis, girls might instead love me for my mind

Doubt it. Everyone knows men think with their penis.

 

[Red_Alert]

63 and 70 in year 5.

What happened Bo?

Bo: "Wish I knew."

You don't know?
Standing on the sideline you can't see your O and D-linemen getting blown off the ball?
You can't see your LB's and DB's looking at you puzzled, with their hands up in the air while your opponent is snapping the ball?

Bo: "You saw what happened."

 

[oaknightshockey1]

I am having a shitty week

i've had a rough one as well. but i'm starting to get my shit figured out, so i guess that's good.

 

[HuskerPower52]

I would bitch about Disney showing big ten championship high lights but fact of the matter is we shouldn't have let them put 530 rushing yards. Can we please bear uga

 

[chucksker]

Is this general bitching or only football related?

If its general then I got one.

Just got fuckin blue balled for the second time in 3 days. Fuck everything.

 

[iruletheskool]

That sucks, chuck

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

The worst part is he got blue balled by himself !!!

 

[chucksker]

Just @ you JJM

She came around for seconds and then left me hangin. This girl needs to get her shit together!

 

[oaknightshockey1]

talk to her about it...thats ridiculous. and i don't mean talk to her in a "bitch you better let me finish" kind of way, but like "if you want to do stuff, great, and if not thats ok too. but this halfway stuff isn't okay"

 

[chucksker]

Lol I actually just texted her about it and her response was "is this a joke?"

This should be fun

 

[oaknightshockey1]

say no, that you are just concerned about your physical relationship and you feel like it would be in the best interest of your relationship to talk about it openly

 

[HuskerPower52]

Any bitching at all. "Is this a joke" yeah ur gunna somehow be at fault for something an looking like a jerk.

 

[Red_Alert]

Any bitching at all. "Is this a joke" yeah ur gunna somehow be at fault for something an looking like a jerk.

Yep

Never fails.

It's a chick. Let the games begin.

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

What you do is get her over to your place and get her all hot and in the middle of some good tongue action. Then jump up and say "Shit, I forgot. I gotta go. Grab your clothes! C'mon really you gotta get outta here!"























That's if you can tongue them plastic dolls, not sure. Never had one