The Blackening (2023)

[BusSport]

The Blackening is a parody slasher horror which will be released on Friday, June 16, 2023. Trailer:

 

[BusSport]

"We Can't All Die First" poster:

 

[DarthVedder]

Any of them gay? That would be the first to go.

 

[selkies ftw]

Wow they actually made a movie out of that comedy sketch? I mean it’s hilarious af

 

[calsnowskier]

"We Can't All Die First" poster:

If I never watch the movie, then they all potentially die first, therefore they all DO die first.

Schrodingers black murder victim.