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The Derski

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Most likely a member of the press. Seeing as how he's sitting down in the chair (most likely cushioned) it would have muffled the fart whereas it came across pretty clear in the audio. Also, the supposed source of the fart is at least 2-3 feet from microphone.

It was a member of the media, in the press room, with their butt.
 

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Can't blame the guy. I heard SF fans were telling him he could probably pull a better QB out of his ass, so he tried.
 

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I get a little gassy myself watching Kaepernick
 

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the official statement was "someone adjusting in a leather chair". yet there are no leather chairs there.
There was an OFFICIAL STATEMENT!!! That is the best part of the story!!! "Ah, we would like to dispel the rumors that Coach Tomsula farted during his press conference..."
 
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