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every branch thinks every other branch is full of pussies.


I like to watch coast gaurd alaska........


but I know a kid in the coast gaurd, and he is in fact a fucking pussy......


I once put him in a trash can......... where he stayed for 2 hours..... cuz I told him he couldn't get out........


he was 17 at the time........ I was 15......
 

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I think my friend said that in the Navy they only had to run 1.5 miles in under 15 minutes or something like that...........which is seriously really sad
 

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Sorry, that might have been 2 miles actually.......but still
 

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Actually I be all wrong on that en sech :redface:

Navy you have to run a 1.5 in less than 11 minutes.............but still, I can do that wearing a cot damn 50lb weighted vest
 

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One of my best friends is in the navy n' he aint no pussy.
 

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I have a friend in the Air Force, and he basically was laughing when telling me how simple boot camp was............and they have the same requirements as the Navy does.

My friend in the Marines had different stories though. Like for instance, in boot camp he said there were multiple squadrons (don't know how many), but they would march separate and what not. The rule that they put in place was "if one squadron for whatever reason ran into another squadron while marching, an all out melee is to begin between the two squadrons."

Obviously this seemed odd, and more than likely impossible to ever happen. But then he said one day they were marching and the guy giving each squadron orders decided to tell them to turn........and start heading right at each other.

He said it was unreal cuz he knew they were going to run right into each other and didn't know what the fuck to do. So they ran into each other, and blood just started flying everywhere.

Now THAT is fucked up.
 

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That doesn't sound like standard procedure.
 

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:rolleyes:

Most kids in the military nowadays are shrimps, guise.........

They don't make you lift weights...........they make you lose weight. They turn everyone into skinny little shits. Then after boot camp you can do whatever you want, but you still have to be able to pass the tests.

My friend decided to lift weights, because he's got all day to just fuck around basically..........but his pics with his other friends......they are all skinny little shits.
 

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I do not have a high opinions of marines........




The Marines really do think they are something special....... when the truth is there be a reason that they be the first one sent in.... and it's not because they are the best- it's cuz they are the most disposable.....
 

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I spent several years in the Navy, and have known guys over the years from all the services. From what I know, the order of difficulty of boot camp goes from air force to navy to army to marines. air force being the easiest, and marines being by far the toughest.

That being said, anyone who chooses to serve in any one of the services is good with me.

I have no problem with, even as a former sailor, saying that the US Marines are the baddest ass mother fuckers on the planet, which is exactly what we want them boys to be.

.....but don't ever individually fuck with a navy seal.
 

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I have personally won fights against two separate marines..... one of which did multiple tours........


I just don't like their cockiness more than anything...... I mean- if a civilian can beat you in a fight...... don't act like your all that
 

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A few years back I kept getting an email every day from the local Marine recruiter asking me to stop in and talk about my future. I answered a few with "Thanks, but I am not interested."

After another week of emails I responded:

"Thanks for your emails. I am (at the time) 45 years old, 100 pounds over weight, had brain surgery 7 years ago and have no peripheral vision to my left. However, my left leg has responded well to the surgery I had to replace the knee cap. If you could sleep at night knowing I was in charge of protecting the USA, I will gladly enlist."

I never heard from him again.... go figure...
 

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I have personally won fights against two separate marines..... one of which did multiple tours........


I just don't like their cockiness more than anything...... I mean- if a civilian can beat you in a fight...... don't act like your all that

if they started it then they got what they deserved like anyone else
 
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