Texans WR......that wasn't me

[mrschaney]

It was the other Andre Johnson!

Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, but survives - CNN.com

 

[DanBengalfan]

he got the idea from this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c

 

[Cincyfan78]

How much does your life have to suck when you fuck up and cut your own dick off, and then decide that life isn't worth living without your penis, so you jump off a building to kill yourself, and then you fuck that up, too.

 

[mrschaney]

How much does your life have to suck when you fuck up and cut your own dick off, and then decide that life isn't worth living without your penis, so you jump off a building to kill yourself, and then you fuck that up, too.

Maybe it was bullying him?

 

[DanBengalfan]

LIKE A BOSS