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Game Thread: Suns Vs Lakers

Jonas_steven

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Bledsoe is so freaking ripped! You could hang ornaments off those tree trunks!
 

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I call plumlee! He has that woody harrelson in "white men can't jump" hotness!
 

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Alaskan Firedragon
When a man is just about to ejaculate while recieving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.
I gave my girlfriend an alaskan firedragon last night.

Cool, how was it?

It was sweet, but she dumped me.
 
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