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Stortini is a chickenshit, and this writer makes him out as a genius

KennyBanyeah

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Hey isn't backing down from career AHLers in the preseason and scoring 14 goals in 250 + NHL games a surefire strategy for making the Hall of Fame?

Stortini = useless in all facets of the NHL game.
 

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I only wish Huggy Bear was still a member of the Oilers, I miss his comic anctics and hijinks.
 

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I only wish Huggy Bear was still a member of the Oilers, I miss his comic anctics and hijinks.

is it just me but when I think about Zach Stortini I get kinda sad ... dont get me wrong ... i dont give a shit about him ... terrible hockey player ... terrible fighter

just makes me think about the Ryper :(

*sigh*

i think this has been posted here before

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Guys, you are looking at this backwards. You see this as Stortini proving that he shouldn't be in the NHL; I see this as a man who has spent his entire career in Edmonton saying, "Never again."
 

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