Stephen Drew

[filosofy29]

Broke his ankle sliding into home. Looks like it's happening to everybody.

Tough break (no pun intended) for the Diamondbacks.

 

[msgkings322]

Is it just me or are the injuries way worse this year than normal? Anyone keep track of that?

 

[CameronFrye]

Broke his ankle sliding into home. Looks like it's happening to everybody.

Tough break (no pun intended) for the Diamondbacks.

I just read that the Diamonbacks are likely to recall to replace him......


wait for it.....



it's coming......



wait for it....














Cody Freaking Ransom. Yup. That one.

 

[Heathbar012]

I just read that the Diamonbacks are likely to recall to replace him......


wait for it.....



it's coming......



wait for it....














Cody Freaking Ransom. Yup. That one.

Hahahaha. Awesome.

 

[gp956]

I just read that the Diamonbacks are likely to recall to replace him......


wait for it.....



it's coming......



wait for it....














Cody Freaking Ransom. Yup. That one.

I hope that's not the start of a redemption story.

 

[CameronFrye]

I hope that's not the start of a redemption story.

This came from Rotoworld:

Ransom has managed a stellar 1.060 OPS, 25 home runs and 86 RBI in 91 games this year for Triple-A Reno and may do well in the power-friendly confines of Chase Field.

Personally, I don't see how the DCracks can get better replacing Stephen Drew with Cody Ransom, so I am not too worried. Plus, when the game is on the line, Ransom will boot a ground ball. He always did while in SF.

 

[gp956]

Stephen Drew Breaks Ankle Video

Money shot is at 1:20. About 30% stomach turning, on a Joe Theismann scale.


Video won't be up for long.

 

[gp956]

This came from Rotoworld:

Ransom has managed a stellar 1.060 OPS, 25 home runs and 86 RBI in 91 games this year for Triple-A Reno and may do well in the power-friendly confines of Chase Field.

Personally, I don't see how the DCracks can get better replacing Stephen Drew with Cody Ransom, so I am not too worried. Plus, when the game is on the line, Ransom will boot a ground ball. He always did while in SF.

In the disney movie version of Cody Ransom's career, he hits 30 homers and makes an unassisted triple play to win the world series. He then realizes spending time with his family is more important than being at the pinnacle of baseball stardom, and retires.

 

[msgkings322]

In the disney movie version of Cody Ransom's career, he hits 30 homers and makes an unassisted triple play to win the world series. He then realizes spending time with his family is more important than being at the pinnacle of baseball stardom, and retires.

...last scene shows him and the family at DisneyLand. Fade to black, with Selena Gomez on the soundtrack.

Where's our producer's check?

 

[gp956]

...last scene shows him and the family at DisneyLand. Fade to black, with Selena Gomez on the soundtrack.

Where's our producer's check?

I want story credit with the check.

 

[Heathbar012]

I want story credit with the check.

That would not please The Mouse.

 

[tzill]

In the disney movie version of Cody Ransom's career, he hits 30 homers and makes an unassisted triple play to win the world series. He then realizes spending time with his family is more important than being at the pinnacle of baseball stardom, and retires.

And in the disney BOARD version of Cody's career, he's stalked at his hotel in SF by Marcus, who attacks him in a drunken rage and Ransom breaks his hand punching Marcus in his grill. Marcus ends up in psych lockdown.

 

[Robotech]

That looked pretty awful. When I see those kind of plays, I am thankful that I am not a professional athlete, although the money is quite nice I hear.

 

[Robotech]

And in the disney BOARD version of Cody's career, he's stalked at his hotel in SF by Marcus, who attacks him in a drunken rage and Ransom breaks his hand punching Marcus in his grill. Marcus ends up in psych lockdown.

The long awaited sequel to One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?

 

[tzill]

The long awaited sequel to One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?

Indeed. Working title is "One trundled out of the old man's diaper"

 

[Robotech]

Indeed. Working title is "One trundled out of the old man's diaper"

Awesome. I will rep your post for its humor. Maybe we can all co-write the screenplay. Who would we cast as Marcus?

 

[tzill]

Awesome. I will rep your post for its humor. Maybe we can all co-write the screenplay. Who would we cast as Marcus?

I'm thinking Anthony Michael Hall.

 

[calsnowskier]

I'm thinking Anthony Michael Hall.

AMH from 25 years ago, MAYBE.

Currently, I would go with Christopher Mintz-Plasse (McLovin, Red-Mist from Kick-Ass, etc)...

 

[tzill]

AMH from 25 years ago, MAYBE.

Currently, I would go with Christopher Mintz-Plasse (McLovin, Red-Mist from Kick-Ass, etc)...

I've got it! Aaron Ruell: