Springstein the ballcarrier

[Draft Crazy]

I knew Springstein wouldn't make in the pros - no womanizing - no jail time, never suspended from anything, clean drug tests, perfect attendance at study hall and the guy who won the 5th grade Blue Ribbon for being the most diligent hall monitor.

To top it all off for the poor guy - he was a devote Bronco's fan in 2017 (what that must feel like).

Springer was that guy who wore the knee high socks, knee pads, sweat bands and goggles on the court at gym class.

 

[Mingo]

Remind me to tell you about the time Springer lost out to Rick Perry in a dance off for the last slot on Dancing With the Stars.

 

[Draft Crazy]

Hey Mingo. Tell us about the time Springer lost out to Rick Perry in a dance off for the last slot on Dancing with the Stars!

 

[Mingo]

Look At These Gifs Of Rick Perry On 'Dancing With The Stars'

Rick Perry Stole the Green Acres theme from our poor George

 

[Draft Crazy]

SpringStein so ugly he once walked into a haunted house..... and came out with a job application.

 

[Mingo]

It is fake news, however, that Springstein won the popular vote in the ugliest dog contest. Even the president says that didn't happen.

 

[SpringStein]

I’m glad to make it possible for DC and Mingo to have something to discuss.

 

[Draft Crazy]

Did you hear about SpringStein today?

 

[Mingo]

Springstein Today? Did he start a morning TV show again?

 

[Draft Crazy]

On the adult stations.

 

[Mingo]

On the adult stations.

Long Spring Silver - Part II?