So....when Nick Saban goes home tonight, what's it like?

[HawkeyesRuleURFace]

A. Does he beat his wife
B. a death in the family
C. He eats a gallon of ice cream while watching late night Cinemax
E. All of the above

 

[bamabear82]

Beats his wife. I love the Iowa fan talkin shit too BTW.

 

[tech_iceman]

kills a prostitute

 

[bamabear82]

kills a prostitute

After this, at least two.

 

[HawkeyesRuleURFace]

Winning is for losers

 

[bamabear82]

Winning is for losers

And losing consistently is for Iowa. Boom.

 

[SwampHumpy]

First things first: He has to have a step stool to get out of his SUV.

 

[occupant]

 

[bamabear82]

I wrecked the shit out of a Dodge Stratus when I was 17.

 

[Spruce Moose]

G. Daughter engages him in fisticuffs.

 

[HawkeyesRuleURFace]

And losing consistently is for Iowa. Boom.

And losing makes us winners! B:squeeze:M

 

[bamabear82]

And losing makes us winners! B:squeeze:M

Sweet! Iowa to the Super Bowl!

 

[HawkeyesRuleURFace]

Sweet! Iowa to the Super Bowl!

James Vandenberg goes from the 18th ranked QB in the B1G to Super Bowl MVP, where they of course lose but VDB has an amazing 14-31 0 TD 147 yard night

 

[bamabear82]

James Vandenberg goes from the 18th ranked QB in the B1G to Super Bowl MVP, where they of course lose but VDB has an amazing 14-31 0 TD 147 yard night

 

[TigerBait1971]

First things first: He has to have a step stool to get out of his SUV.

this shit made me really laugh out loud....

 

[bamabear82]

this shit made me really laugh out loud....

Jokes on you bitch! He drives a Mercedes. Ha..... or something.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

If it's anything like his half time conversation, right now he sounds a lot like that kid who used to take his ball home. Except he's old. So it's just even more pathetic.

 

[SoonerDO]

A. Does he beat his wife
B. a death in the family
C. He eats a gallon of ice cream while watching late night Cinemax
E. All of the above

Well he does live in Alabama, Im pretty sure its a requirement when you marry you commit to beating your wife atleast 5 days a week.

 

[bamabear82]

Well he does live in Alabama, Im pretty sure its a requirement when you marry you commit to beating your wife atleast 5 days a week.

My wife will be happy to hear the news.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

My wife will be happy to hear the news.

Because she thought the beatin's were fer nuthin'?