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Roman Turek has announced his retirement after a five year stint in the Czech league.
Had some good years in the NHL, came to Calgary, signed a big dollar contract, and then suffered from "Turek's syndrome" - a disease that caused an inability to stop hockey pucks coupled with fans screaming curse words at their tv set.
Had some good years in the NHL, came to Calgary, signed a big dollar contract, and then suffered from "Turek's syndrome" - a disease that caused an inability to stop hockey pucks coupled with fans screaming curse words at their tv set.
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