Shortest books ever written

[bstoves24]

The guide to being an atheist by Russel Wilson. You da man Wilson!

 

[Anointed One]

How to chew your gum with your mouth closed ~ Pete Carroll

 

[Dude]

That is a novel the size of War and Peace since he is a professional at that.

Well if you try to explain something like that in a book, it would start with opening line: "uh, errgh, uh ... well ..."
Not much to go to from there.

 

[thedddd]

Wanting to be sober kissing Suzy Kolber - Broadway Joe

 

[Dude]

How to chew your gum with your mouth closed ~ Pete Carroll

Well done. I read that book. Full text: "Close your mouth while chewing dumbass."
Impressive. Six words, eight syllables. The title is longer than the story. It is very short book.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

That is literraly a 1-word book! Well done