Semifinal round - All about leadership. My analysis

[forty_three]

I was digging around in my office and found the Anagrammer 2000, and decided to do a thorough analysis of the Captains remaining in the Playoffs. First, the East

Sidney Crosby
Deny Soy Cribs - First one brings up cribs. Not a good start
Bride Syncs Yo - yeaaaaaah boyyyyy
Noisy Cry Beds - Sensing a pattern
Yes! Corny Dibs! - Ewww
Descry Nosy Bi - Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Boys Icy Nerds - Uhhhh, okay.
I sync Rosy Bed - He sleeps with Ruzicka?
I Sync Red Boys - Okaaay.

Andrei Markov (Yes, I know the Habs don't have a captain. He has the best name. It's my anagrammer. Shu'up.)
Vodka Mariner - First pitch swinging, LOOOOOOOONG DRIVE
Arrived a monk - And then became a hockey player.
No Karma drive - Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Kinda Am Rover - He kinda is. Plays all over.
Avoid nark rem - Now you tell me.
Rear Monk Diva - Well, he did arrive that way
Vodka Near Rim - Won't last long.
Dam Ark Movie - What's wrong with it? I especially liked "Short Round"
Rad Vino Maker - Gotta do something when you run out of Vodka
Invoke Rad Arm - Is that like Go Go Gadget ARM?
Overran Ma kid - Must be related to the OV snow incident.
Ramie Van Dork - Sounds like an Austrian movie star.

Advantage: Markov

Zdeno Chara
Hazard Cone -
Razed Nacho - Laying waste to cheese.
AHA! Corn Zed! - You Bet!
Had no Craze - True.
Re: Nacho Adz - I think I got a spam message with that title once.
Ha! Acorn, Zed. - Yeah, Zed. It's obviously and acorn.
Orca had Zen - Then he drowned that poor lady.
Car daze, hon. - Chara is from Baltimore?
Czar head on - on what? On enormous six foot nine body?

Mike Richards
Chaired Smirk - Come to think of it, he does smirk when he's in the box.
Chimeras Dirk - HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Misheard Rick - Haven't we all.
Married Hicks - Connecting with Flyer Fans
Hacked rim, sir - But did the Vodka spill?
Racked his rim - Did Crosby do it?
Her acid smirk -
Dire Rim Shack - Is a little old place where... WEEE CAN GET TOGEETHERRRR

Advantage: Close. Have to give it to Chimera's Dirk.

 

[forty_three]

Now the West:

Roberto Luongo
Goober Tool Run - When the first result is Goober, it's hard to recover. -
Burger Loon Too - He's more of a chicken Parm Guy
Bolero Goo Runt - Ummmm. I have no idea what to think.
Oboe Lung Rotor - That seems like it would be messy.
Lube Go On Rotor - The Oboe Lung Rotor?
O, oblong router - Packets, Packets, wherefore art though packets?
On long robe tour - Pope Lou?
Bun Rooter Logo - I always wondered what that was:

I just assumed it was a hockey stick. A Bun Rooter? Who Knew?
Or our bent logo - Okay, or that.

Jonathan Toews
Hosanna two jet - Worst Mafia Name ever.
Wanna tote Josh? - Ummm, no thanks?
Thaws onto Jean - I bet Jean loves it too.
ooh, tannest Jaw - Yeah, if you can't say something nice...
What neon jatos - Now you're just making shit up.
Taste a John Now - I don't think so...
John wants a toe - Freak
Toast a new John - Here's to toes!
Satan Jet Ho Now - Even Beelzebub wants to be in the mile high club.

Advantage another close one, but the Bun Rooter wins it.



Niklas Lidstrom
Roadkills mints - I can see it now, driving along and "A MINT!!!" *swerve* "HAHAHAHAHA FUCKER!!"
Milk Nostrils Ad - Uhhh, Nik those were Milk "mustaches" not...
Laid Milk snorts - OKAY FINE. Milk Nose freak.
Dials Mom's Kilt - On mom, it's called a skirt.
Lost dismal rink - It was just bulldozed like most of Detroit, you didn't lose it.
Snort maid Skill - what?
Troll sink maids - Much easier than trolling hockey fans.
Disarm link slot - That takes some snort maid skill
Sadism, not krill - Fabulous advice.
Kiss dollar mint - And then run it over?
Lands milk riots - whatever, milk nose freak.

Rob Blake Was tough. Pretty generic. But this did sum up his team's chances:
Bleak Orb
So the Wikipedias helped me learn of a fabulous combination of letters in his full name:
Robert Bowlby Blake
Wry blabber booklet - The NHL rule book is one.
Wobbly table broker - You'll never get rich that way.
Beltway Blob Broker - Okay maybe the last idea wasn't so bad.
Bobby Ballet worker - Was he Luongo in another life?
Try Lower blob kabob - I don't care if you are the broker, I ain't trying it.
Brr wooly kebab belt - I wish I had a wooly kebab belt.

Advantage: Close, but Kabob, no matter how you spell it, beats milk freaks.

 

[puckhead]

Bowlby???

 

[elocomotive]

LOL! Excellent work, 43.

 

[Slimpikins]

Chimeras Dirk = Winner.

Well done.

 

[Darkstone42]

That was fantastic. I laughed.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I tried my name, and decided to make it words with at least 4 letters so I didn't have a thousand. Here is what I got:

TOWHEAD SPIT
SHADOW PETIT
THAW DEPOSIT
WHAT DEPOSIT

 

[quoipourquoi]

Nothing beats the Scott Niedermayer classic: A Domestic Reentry.

 

[Gooch1034]

With my SN all I got was Co Hog.

 

[Gooch1034]

Holy crap I just did Sidney Crosby and got....Beyonds cry is.

 

[MM213]

nothing beats Roadkill mints

 

[dare2be]

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Just a few more random players:
Evgeni Malkin = Enamel Viking, Lame Given Ink
Chris Pronger = Scorn Her Grip
Maxime Talbot = Maim Battle Ox
Joe Pavelski = A Pelvis Joke
Nicklas Lidstrom = Rancid Kills Most

 

[forty_three]

With my SN all I got was Co Hog.

Gooch, my dear man. Yor screen name is actually Gooch ten thirtyfour

Therefore:
Fetching Youth Rotor
Forecount Hot Nighty
Echoing Frothy Tutor
retouching fry tooth
Retouching Hot Forty - Hands to yourself, pal.
Fought Tony Rhetoric - KO'd him in the first round!
Forty Thong Touchier - I SAID HANDS TO YOURSELF
Configure Thy Hot Rot
Trot Your Fetching Ho - If she was so "fetching" would "trot" be the right word?
Tonight, Rot your Chef -
Chef Hungry Riot Toot -
Chef Troy Hug Tortini
Chef Torturing Ho Toy - By trotting her?
Or Try Out Chief Thong - Chief thongs are nice, but the feathers tickle.
Go Chief Thorny Trout - Yeah! GO!

 

[dash]

In the swamp, this thread would have been sliced and diced beyond recognition...

 

[forty_three]

I also couldn't help but remember:
Brian Boucher:
Airborne Chub
Hurricane Bob
A Brochure bin - Accurate. They don't move much, often have lots of holes...
Run, Rabbi Echo - run... run... run...
Rub Heroin Cab - But look out for IPW
Brace Bruin Ho - Who? Satan?

 

[forty_three]

In the swamp, this thread would have been sliced and diced beyond recognition...

This is why the Anagrammer 2000 was retired for a while.

I can't remember the last one that went over the edge. What is Jaromir Jagr. Let me fire that one up...

 

[forty_three]

Marc-Andre Fleury
Caramel Nerd Fury

Sorry, have to walk away from my desk for a second. Co-workers are staring.

 

[dare2be]

Marc-Andre Fleury
Caramel Nerd Fury

Sorry, have to walk away from my desk for a second. Co-workers are staring.

eh....Damn Furry Cereal

 

[Burns80y]

Burns eight zero y


Begone Hurry Zits - The original name for proactive
Beer Shogun Ritzy - Japanese Beer
Breezy Thugs Iron - Ghetto golf glubs
Burger Honey Zits - I had one of these on my nose once ouch!
Bronze Their Guys
Rube Zeniths Orgy - Orgy with Rube McClanahan from golden girls
Bushy Rezone Grit - Pubic hair stuble
Burn Zygote Hires - Burning Zygotes sounds like fun

 

[postmaster]

This is why the Anagrammer 2000 was retired for a while.

I can't remember the last one that went over the edge. What is Jaromir Jagr. Let me fire that one up...

Good stuff Forty.