Sean Avery arrested

[Winged_Wheel88]

I'm curious if Avery attempted to grab the cop's baton and then offered to "do the Wisniewski"

Towel please. There is orange juice that needs to be wiped off my computer screen.

 

[recon]

I'm curious if Avery attempted to grab the cop's baton and then offered to "do the Wisniewski"

:bj:

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

The only part I don't buy is Avery challenging someone to a fight. I do buy the shove-and-run tactic he employed, though. That's very Avery.

The running of the mouth tactic is very believable too.

 

[4thstreet]

Martin Brodeur is a police officer in the offseason?

Aren't police officers now known as Koharski's to NHL'ers.

 

[Darkstone42]

The running of the mouth tactic is very believable too.

So we've officially confirmed that it was Avery, but that the cops' assertion that he challenged them to a fight is erroneous.

 

[puckhead]

I was about to make a prison ass-r*pe joke, but then remembered - yeah, that was actually a pretty good thing he did.

oh what the hell... can't resist

Here's how Avery's time in prison is bound to unfold: Avery will undoubtedly chirp someone (or "someones"), then looks around for a linesman to hide behind. Seeing no safe haven, he will turtle, as is his nature. However, this exposes a vulnerability to the gang, and he will end up with an ass like a wizards' sleeve.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

So we've officially confirmed that it was Avery, but that the cops' assertion that he challenged them to a fight is erroneous.

Well, he did challenge them and then give in when he realized they were serious.

Sounds about right to me.

 

[Darkstone42]

Well, he did challenge them and then give in when he realized they were serious.

Sounds about right to me.

And at what point did he put on those glasses?

 

[sbb122]

No "did he hit him with his purse jokes " yet???

 

[jstewismybastardson]

And at what point did he put on those glasses?

these ones?

 

[Darkstone42]

these ones?

Yup. Those ones.

In case things did come to fisticuffs, I'm sure he wanted the be able to fall back on the old "You wouldn't hit someone with glasses, would you?"

 

[4thstreet]

No "did he hit him with his purse jokes " yet???

For christ's sake,it's a european carry-all,it's fucking pink,but still a carry-all.

 

[SLY]

such haters.

 

[dare2be]

such haters.

Don't take these jokes on Avery as a slight against you're beloved Rangers...

 

[SLY]

Don't take these jokes on Avery as a slight against you're beloved Rangers...

....

 

[dare2be]

....

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[SLY]

:boxing:

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Didn't know you could cuff a turtle

 

[KillerVee]

Poor Sean. He's so misunderstood.