PornHub offers Chad Kelly Free Pussy and advice

[7Samurai13]

in b4 she gets called ugly and that only people with bad taste would like her.

They can call her ugly all they want but I'd glaze her donuts any day.

 

[7Samurai13]

Like Fred and Rosemary West?

You jerk off to the obituary section of the newspaper, don't you?

 

[Montecristo Jones]

You jerk off to the obituary section of the newspaper, don't you?

Nah I have better aesthetic taste than that.

I was just saying that just because a couple has equally bad taste, doesn't mean their relationship is "good". And if the only thing keeping it alive are a mutual love for Britney Spears upskirt photos, that's pretty telling.

Wonder how relationships ever maintained passion and fluidity before the advent of the internet?

 

[4down20]

You jerk off to the obituary section of the newspaper, don't you?

That's what all the people who come to college football forums and pretend to be intellectually superior people do.

 

[4down20]

Nah I have better aesthetic taste than that.

I was just saying that just because a couple has equally bad taste, doesn't mean their relationship is "good". And if the only thing keeping it alive are a mutual love for Britney Spears upskirt photos, that's pretty telling.

^this dude:

 

[7Samurai13]

Nah I have better aesthetic taste than that.

I was just saying that just because a couple has equally bad taste, doesn't mean their relationship is "good". And if the only thing keeping it alive are a mutual love for Britney Spears upskirt photos, that's pretty telling.

Something is clinically wrong with you if you think there is anything remotely similar between serial killers with looking at prn/nude pictures as a couple. Seek help immediately for the sake of your neighbors pets.

 

[Montecristo Jones]

^this dude:

I could really offer you some grooming advice there; pro tip, lose the mullet.

 

[Montecristo Jones]

Something is clinically wrong with you if you think there is anything remotely similar between serial killers with looking at ****/nude pictures as a couple. Seek help immediately for the sake of your neighbors pets.

That was an extreme example, just pointing out your flawed logic if you think "mutual enjoyment of 00's Britney upskirt photos" = quality relationship.

 

[7Samurai13]

That was an extreme example, just pointing out your flawed logic if you think "mutual enjoyment of 00's Britney upskirt photos" = quality relationship.

I know Britney is a train wreck but that doesn't make it the equivalent of homicidal maniacs. Enjoyment of those pics doesn't mean that it is not a quality relationship either. There are extreme examples of anything that can be deemed healthy making it bad. Drinking water is healthy, drinking 10 gallons a day is bad and will kill you. So drinking Any water is bad for your health by your logic, right?

 

[Montecristo Jones]

I know Britney is a train wreck but that doesn't make it the equivalent of homicidal maniacs. Enjoyment of those pics doesn't mean that it is not a quality relationship either. There are extreme examples of anything that can be deemed healthy making it bad. Drinking water is healthy, drinking 10 gallons a day is bad and will kill you. So drinking Any water is bad for your health by your logic, right?

I'm speaking as general rules.

If relationships have deteriorated that the only thing keeping them alive today is internet **** that's not a good sign, despite civilization somehow having managed to survive for most of history without something only available in the past couple decades, which people now seem not to even be able to imagine doing without.

 

[7Samurai13]

I'm speaking as general rules.

If relationships have deteriorated that the only thing keeping them alive today is internet **** that's not a good sign, despite civilization somehow having managed to survive for most of history without something only available in the past couple decades, which people now seem not to even be able to imagine doing without.

Where did anyone state that the only thing keeping 4d20's marriage together is looking at pron? I'm not a fan of his, but dude you are just being a trolling dick at this point. Seriously, you should just stick to the political boards because that seems your speed of making up conclusions based on imagined facts.

 

[4down20]

I'm speaking as general rules.

If relationships have deteriorated that the only thing keeping them alive today is internet **** that's not a good sign, despite civilization somehow having managed to survive for most of history without something only available in the past couple decades, which people now seem not to even be able to imagine doing without.

What the fuck are you even talking about at this point?

 

[4down20]

Where did anyone state that the only thing keeping 4d20's marriage together is looking at pron? I'm not a fan of his, but dude you are just being a trolling dick at this point. Seriously, you should just stick to the political boards because that seems your speed of making up conclusions based on imagined facts.

He said he was quitting recently, then showed back up a week later.

Social experiment complete

 

[8085sooner]

A few takeaways

Chad Kelly can't get laid without the help of Pornhub or a fist full of hundred dollar bills in a whorehouse.


Montecristo, much like the sandwich, isn't worth a shit unless you dip it in ???

 

[Brasky]

Oh man... This is just too much. Ole Piss just oozing with class these days.

 

[7Samurai13]

Oh man... This is just too much. Ole Piss just oozing with class these days.

That's not class but a shot of penicillin will clear it right up.

 

[Scapegoat]

Hard to believe the ncaa can't find more in the cesspool that is ole miss.

 

[4down20]

Hard to believe the ncaa can't find more in the cesspool that is ole miss.

Oh they did.

As a matter of fact, they recently separated the football stuff from the rest because they were ready to move on with the rest of the stuff, but they are still adding shit up and investigating for the football program.

Ole Miss is going to get bent over.

 

[HuskerinBig10]

I don't even know what DM's and DM'd her means.

DM = Distinct Message? Dirty Message? Diddle Me?

What can I say, I was born before the internet was invented and we only had three TV networks to choose from. Cartoons were only on Saturday's.

 

[4down20]

I don't even know what DM's and DM'd her means.

DM = Distinct Message? Dirty Message? Diddle Me?

What can I say, I was born before the internet was invented and we only had three TV networks to choose from. Cartoons were only on Saturday's.

They had cartoons in the afternoons once FOX came around.

Do they still have Saturday morning cartoons?