Pick Today's Games - 3/18/14

[Winged_Wheel88]

WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?

It would take a miracle!

Guess what I am now.

I'm a zit! Get it?

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Double down!

Boston at New Jersey
Dallas at Pittsburgh
Carolina at Columbus

Alright so now that you are no longer perfect.

Can you man up and pick all the games now?

 

[BF4L]

Those are my 100%, GUARANTEED, put a straight jacket on them because they are LOCKED UP picks of the WEEK, people. But you want ones even better than that?

YOU WANT THE OVER UNDER IN THE CAROLINA GAME? YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO WINS IN ANAHEIM TONIGHT?!?

YOU WANT TO KNOW IF MINNESOTA GOES IN AND BLASTS NEW JERSEY??

I"LL TELL YOU. I'LL TELL YOU TONIGHT'S WINNERS AND LOSERS.

I AM 100% on the year people. This is my solemn promise to you. Don't listen to these other guys.

CALL MY 1-800 number now for ALL... MY.... PICKS!!!! $19.95 isn't much to spend when you'll have THOUSANDS BY THE WEEKEND!!!

CALL NOW!! CALL ME. MR. IT'S OVER! CALL NOW!!!

Elo is drank

 

[elocomotive]

Alright so now that you are no longer perfect.

Can you man up and pick all the games now?

Hey... ooohhh... he's breaking bawlls.

 

[dash]

Hey... ooohhh... he's breaking bawlls.

NSFW...language

 

[elocomotive]

Elo is drank

I guess nobody remembers those gambling picks infomercials.

Not drunk - just punchy. Worked 88 hours last week. 37 this week and it's only Tuesday!!