Philadelphia at Arizona Monday Game Thread

[Omar 382]

Go team!

 

[jvett77]

Franco gets the second inning started with a double. Obviously, the Phils will score here. Brown is up

 

[jvett77]

He grounds out. Asche up.

 

[jvett77]

Pop out. Galvis up.

 

[Omar 382]

T-Mac just called BB/9, K/9, and WHIP "sabermetric" stats

 

[jvett77]

Ground out to first on a nice play by Goldschmidt. 0-0.

 

[Omar 382]

How many fly balls to the warning track are Harang's meatballs going to induce?

 

[Omar 382]

And yes, I meant "meatballs" in a sexual way

 

[jvett77]

T-Mac just called BB/9, K/9, and WHIP "sabermetric" stats

He's probably boozing it up.

 

[jvett77]

And yes, I meant "meatballs" in a sexual way

You just qualified to be banned. lol.

 

[Retroram52]

Holy cow, Ruiz turned that deep ball into a triple and then scored on the next hit. Hernandez gets on and Odubel is up. Utley is playing first for crying out loud.

 

[Omar 382]

You just qualified to be banned. lol.

And I can't change
Even if I tried
Even if I wanted to
My love, my love, my love
He keeps me warm
He keeps me warm

 

[jvett77]

Old man Utley drives in old man Ruiz with a sac fly to center. Phils 1-0 in the 3rd. Odubel up. 2 outs.

 

[Retroram52]

Nobody showed up to Chase Field tonight. Odubel gets a base hit and Hernandez is headed to third.

 

[jvett77]

Odubel singles. 1st and 3rd for Franco.

 

[Retroram52]

Franco with the orange bat.

 

[jvett77]

Franco does his garbage routine by grounding out.

 

[Retroram52]

Damn it. We left two on.

 

[jvett77]

And I can't change
Even if I tried
Even if I wanted to
My love, my love, my love
He keeps me warm
He keeps me warm

You're so gay. You likely have blood coming out of wherever.

 

[jvett77]

Damn it. We left two on.

That's a bitch when you're trying to keep out of the basement.