OT: Valentines Day - or Happy Singles Awareness Day

[DevilishWon]

Ive become a master decoder of these hidden female messages

For instance



Whats going on here is eddies gal is hinting that she wants him to be a jerk to her and give her the beef tonight

Thank me later eddie

You're like some kinda woman code ninja....Eddie is in there!

 

[pixburgher66]

That episode of The Simpsons was just on. Good one, gotta love Ralph.

 

[BadMotoWeazal]

TIME FOR...ER...A...OVERTIME SHOOTOUT!

LOL

 

[dash]

Maybe IPW can do some photoshop wizardry and put Ralph Krueger's head on Ralphie Wiggum and add "No cards from Ryan" on the desk.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

I play along. Hell, Halloween is contrived too.

Sara is in Pittsburgh though . I am driving up for the long weekend tomorrow.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Ive become a master decoder of these hidden female messages

For instance



Whats going on here is eddies gal is hinting that she wants him to be a jerk to her and give her the beef tonight

Thank me later eddie

That's all fine and dandy, but for dinner tonight we're having burritos and a tossed salad!

 

[juliansteed]

 

[dash]

Zigmund, tell me about your mother...

 

[Comeds]

I got a train ticket to Toledo Ohio.....hmmm

 

[juliansteed]

I wish every day was Valentine's Day!

Seriously, is there a more entertaining day to go on Facebook?

 

[beardown07]

 

[elocomotive]

Valentine's Day - A holiday that must be endured by men so the benefits of Steak & BJ Day can be enjoyed.

 

[elocomotive]

I had a pretty funny Valentine's e-mail today from LinkedIn of all people (names fictionalized)...

From: LinkedIn
Subject: Do you know Josie Hammonds, Emily White, and Samantha Harris?

My thought was 'Well, I've had sex with two of them... so I damn well hope I do.'

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I had a pretty funny Valentine's e-mail today from LinkedIn of all people (names fictionalized)...

From: LinkedIn
Subject: Do you know Josie Hammonds, Emily White, and Samantha Harris?

My thought was 'Well, I've had sex with two of them... so I damn well hope I do.'

Then you opened the email, and it said "Well, they have the clap!"

 

[wings-pens2166]

Then you opened the email, and it said "Well, they have the clap!"

 

[BadMotoWeazal]

Ahhhh Valentines Day!!!!!




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