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OT: This is so freaking cool part II trying to keep it cool

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For those planning to move to England to avoid becoming the 51st state - familiarize yourself with British Food Groups.
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Finally it's here - the cock ring camera!
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I'm not sure what the primary purpose is, filmmaking or security. For filmmaking make sure your partner knows and agrees.
"Hey are you wearing somethin"
"No!" *adjusts lights*

For security it actually makes sense. Who hasn't taken a Greyhound bus to Terre Haute, fallen asleep, then woken up a little while later with the feeling somebody has been messing with your "downstairs parts"? Before it was impossible to tell if it was your imagination, the young nun across the aisle, or the handlebar mustached guy* sitting next to you wearing tight denim cutoffs and a mesh tank top. Now you can just review the footage!

"Sister McKenzie! No means no!"


*I still see Kreig whenever I'm in Indiana, and usually stay with him. Great guy! His guest bed is fantastic! I usually have one of his famous Indiana Margaritas - then I'm out for 10 hours. Comfy with a capital C!
 
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