For nearly thirty years, a phantom haunted the woods of Central Maine. Unseen and unknown, he lived in secret, creeping into homes in the dead of night and surviving on what he could steal. To the spooked locals, he became a legend—or maybe a myth. They wondered how he could possibly be real...
Lol I posted that because an 80s throwback thing came across my FB feed. I was trying to do something completely different and created that and could not stop laughing.