OT: This is so freaking cool part II trying to keep it cool

[dash]

I've run into them underwater whilst scuba diving.
they are grand, graceful and yummy creatures.

One of these times, you might find a Stanley Cup ring, puck.

 

[puckhead]

Omg... Sounds like something out of Shoresy

Fuck you Jonesy, your mom ugly cried last night when she realized that she left the lens cap on the camcorder. It's amateur hour over there.
Fuck you Reilly, I banged your mom so hard last night that they made a Canadian Heritage Minute out of it
Fuck you Jonesy, tell your mom to top up the minutes on the cell phone she bought me so i can facetime her tonight
Fuck you, Reilly. your mom keeps trying to slip a finger in my bum, but I keep telling her I only let Jonsey's mom do that, you fuckin' loser
Fuck you Jonesy, I made yer mum so wet, Trudeau deployed a 24-hour infantry unit to stack sandbags around my bed
Fuck you Reilly, Tell your mum to stop adding me on LinkedIn. I already know what she's good at
Fuck you Jonesy, your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time

Hey Reilly, I made a oopsie. Can you ask your mom to pick up Jonesy's mom on the way over to my place? I double booked them by mistake, you fucking loser



/been binge-ing Letterkenny over the past week or so

 

[buffhockey]

 

[dash]

Success is relative - The more success you have, the more relatives you have.

 

[Comeds]

• "Success is not final; only death is final. You may never achieve success, but death will come for you. Listen, is that it knocking now?.

 

[dash]

 

[All-Star Benchwarmer]

Missile Command!

 

[Comeds]

I tried to start the clip at 3:00 but it didn't work.

 

[dash]

Amazing agility for a big guy...

 

[mattola]

Amazing agility for a big guy...

Thank you

 

[puckhead]

Amazing agility for a big guy...

Nice that they cut off the clip before he had his jammer

 

[mattola]

 

[dash]

So good...

 

[thedddd]

Scientists Discover Skull of Giant Predator Long Before The Dinosaurs

Dinosaurs have a reputation for being the most terrifying prehistoric predators, but a newly discovered skull sheds light on a fearsome beast that dominated 40 million years before the first 'terrible lizards' walked the Earth.

www.sciencealert.com

 

[thedddd]

Cats are evil and we know as soon as he got up he knocked something off a table and scratched someone just because they were woken up.

 

[thedddd]

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php/?photo_id=10223151451444685

 

[mattola]

 

[Comeds]

She's a keeper.

 

[thedddd]

I guess Cal Ripken is into doing bong hits with hot peppers?


NOTE: If you have a weak constitution don't watch the end. And by no means is it

Spoiler

gargoyle

gross.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I guess Cal Ripken is into doing bong hits with hot peppers?


NOTE: If you have a weak constitution don't watch the end. And by no means is it

Spoiler

gargoyle

gross.

true story: thats what ended his Ironman streak!

/dude is probably on an iron lung now