OT: The "Pix was entrusted to teach, give me Extra Credit questions" Thread

[dash]

Is it possible to give 110% effort?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Dare I ask what the subject of this class is?

Wait... is that one of the questions you think Pix should ask??

Dundilinger: OK. Here are your tests; 50 questions true or false.

Homer: TRUE!!

Dundilinger: Homer, I was just describing the test.

Homer: True!

Dundilinger: Look, Homer, just take the test and you'll do fine.

Homer: False.

 

[elocomotive]

And the early leader in the clubhouse...

Yes!!

 

[elocomotive]

I mostly think it would be fun to see which students read the whole question and which ones start mapping it out, get to the end, and look up with the "are you kidding me?" look at you.

 

[Puck082]

Yes!!

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I hate everything about this GIF. Everything.

 

[dash]

Town A and Town B are 120 miles apart connected in a straight line by railroad tracks. Train 1 leaves Town A at 2:00 pm traveling at a speed of 40 miles an hour. At 2:40pm, this train must stop for 40 minutes due to maintenance, and then resumes its path at the same rate of speed. Train 1's conductor falls asleep at 3:00pm. Train 2 leaves from Town B at 3:00pm traveling 20 miles per hour. After 30 minutes, it has to stop for one hour due to maintenance as well. Train 2's conductor spends at least 15 minutes of the trip in the dining car havnig a snack and coffee. If neither of these trains has any brakes and they are on a direct collision course for each other, what jersey number did Wayne Gretzky wear that was retired by all NHL teams?

 

[pixburgher66]

I mostly think it would be fun to see which students read the whole question and which ones start mapping it out, get to the end, and look up with the "are you kidding me?" look at you.

They're all too scared of me for that. Silly freshman. I'M THE COOL ADJUNCT. Please, stop calling me Professor. I'm not. Told these kids from day one to call me Erin, still get Professor. STOP.

 

[elocomotive]

I hate everything about this GIF. Everything.

Yeah, it's mostly pretty bad. They are able to get their mouths open really wide, which could be... nevermind.

 

[Puck082]

Yeah, it's mostly pretty bad. They are able to get their mouths open really wide, which could be... nevermind.

Frightening. Frightening is the word you are looking for.....

 

[Jared]

A recent acquaintance informs you that they are a fan of the Dallas Stars. You say...

 

[dash]

Professor Pix in the Conservatory with a candlestick?

/Name at least two characters in the board game 'Clue'?

 

[elocomotive]

They're all too scared of me for that. Silly freshman. I'M THE COOL ADJUNCT. Please, stop calling me Professor. I'm not. Told these kids from day one to call me Erin, still get Professor. STOP.

I would love to be called Professor. Enjoy it! You've gotten it the old fashioned way... you've earned it!

 

[elocomotive]

Professor Pix in the Conservatory with a candlestick?

/Name at least two characters in the board game 'Clue'?

Oooo, that's a good one.

 

[Jared]

Define the infield fly rule.

 

[pixburgher66]

I would love to be called Professor. Enjoy it! You've gotten it the old fashioned way... you've earned it!

You see...it's sort of an earned title, and I'm a mere adjunct. That and in my field it's just...weird to do it? I don't want my athletes calling me that, or my AT students, so it just sort of becomes a first name thing. Heck, I appreciate that I'm known by my name and not "trainer".

 

[dash]

Nicknames of the Spice Girls?

 

[Puck082]

Nicknames of the Spice Girls?

Sleepy, Sloppy, Dopey, Slutty.....DOC!

 

[dash]

Sleepy, Sloppy, Dopey, Slutty.....DOC!

We were looking for Larry, Curly, Moe, Groucho, and Karl.

 

[Puck082]

We were looking for Larry, Curly, Moe, Groucho, and Karl.

And this guy....

 

[forty_three]

They're all too scared of me for that. Silly freshman. I'M THE COOL ADJUNCT. Please, stop calling me Professor. I'm not. Told these kids from day one to call me Erin, still get Professor. STOP.

Would we get away with calling you Professor Erin?