OT - The Movie Title Game

[Winged_Wheel88]

My Cussin' Vinny

All ages will enjoy this courtroom comedy. Marisa Tomei and Vincent LeCavalier travel down south to free Vinny's cousin from a possible miscarriage of justice. In the process, they learn all about southern grits, love, and they pick up some new cuss words to use on referees.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Radion

The Maple Leafs trade for a promising young defenseman, only to learn that he is mentally challenged. The whole team learns a valuable lesson, and our protagonist gets to wear big boy skates and play real hockey!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kane

Patrick Kane beats the fuck out of Mr Spock when Spock makes the mistake of asking Kane to pay up for being beamed aboard.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

The Deported

Much in the same vain as the mockumentary "Confederate States of America", this film takes a fictional look back at what would have happened if Gary Bettman was discovered to be a rat (or more accurately, a gerbil) and sent to Mexico to run a professional soccer league.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Lord of the Rinks


A heroic Alex Burrows must return the dangerous Stephane Auger to the depths of Mt. Doom (also known as Detroit). He is hampered along they way by the nefarious efforts of Gollum Campbell.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The Deported

Much in the same vain as the mockumentary "Confederate States of America", this film takes a fictional look back at what would have happened if Gary Bettman was discovered to be a rat (or more accurately, a gerbil) and sent to Mexico to run a professional soccer league.

I've seen that in parts. Doesn't Gary at one point try to move an NHL team to Mexico City? The culturally insensitive bastard actually wanted to rename them the "Mexico City Conquistadors."

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The Blockwork Orange

Philadelphia Flyer fans take over a messageboard and start taking out posters...one by one.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The Count of Marty Cristo

I was disappointed in this one. Marty Brodeur goes through the entire movie perfecting his stick-handling skills only to lose his stick very early on in the climactic sword-fight.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Groundhog May
the story of a buffalo enforcer who repeats the same fight every day

 

[TheRobotDevil]

High Goon
The story of the career of Darren Maccarty

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Carrey
After an embarrassing experience in the showers a Canadian goalie discovers a hidden ability and exact his revenge at prom

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Pay anything
After standing outside the rock holding a boombox the devils pay ilya kovalchuk 100 million dollars not realizing his career aspirations were actually be a kickboxer.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Wow I'm so bored with the wife out I'm actually following the rules

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Wangs of New York
After arriving on the scene and taking over the organization Charles Wang hatches a plan to extort long island for a new arena only to unveil a major plot twist that moves them to Kansas city

 

[puckhead]

The Otterman Weekend - Some asshole just runs around Dallas for a couple of days taking cheapshots at random people. Fuck Dallas.

 

[BostonAJ]

The Otterman Weekend - Some asshole just runs around Dallas for a couple of days taking cheapshots at random people. Fuck Dallas.

Lol. I can't believe this board turned this thread into so much funny. I saw right after Nas posted it and thought, "Yeah, that's going nowhere."

/Didn't quoi come up with 'Fuck Dallas'?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Good Pill Hunting
Follow the exploits of Theo Fluery on his journey to find the perfect pain killers

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Steven Kings Silver Mullet
A frightening futuristic tale of a small town terrorized by a then retired Scott Hartnell

 

[Darkstone42]

Steven Kings Silver Mullet
A frightening futuristic tale of a small town terrorized by a then retired Scott Hartnell

No finger is safe.

 

[Slimpikins]

The Otterman Weekend - Some asshole just runs around Dallas for a couple of days taking cheapshots at random people. Fuck Dallas.

Hahahaha, this is the hands down winner.