OT - The Movie Title Game

[puckhead]

and there has GOT to be a mash up with Citizen Kane and Taxi Driver.

 

[KillerVee]

I feel like some of you are not paying attention to the rules..

La Femme Mikita - Convicted felon Mikita is given a new identity and trained, stylishly, as a top secret spy/athlete.

 

[IPostedWhat]

The Park Knight

Everyday nobody Jim Treeman (Rob Schneider) works a dead end job in a local park, until he is thrown back in time to Medievil Times, and must save the people from a Dragon that has taking residence in the King's park.

*Also Starring Adam Sandler as the Dragon, and Ellen Tresmond as the young hot Princess who can't believe she has to break into Hollywood by playing Rob Schneider's love interest.

 

[IPostedWhat]

The Lord Of The Dings

The touching and heartwarming story of a boy's dream of removing dings from your car safely and efficiently is realized when he is given a chance by a mysterious benefactor.

 

[SLY]

Eating Oot 2: Sloppy Seconds

The story of a Canadian man who enjoys other men's leftovers.

edit: I have no idea what the original is about, sounds like a ****.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

The Cocketeer

A young pilot stumbles onto a prototype jetpack that allows him to become a high flying masked hero - of ****.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Walk Theo Line

a heartwarming rags to riches story about a young man with a guitar, a dream, a bad attitude... and a bag of coke

 

[Comeds]

The Talking Dead - Frustrated by years of his wifes continued talking a man loses controls and kills her. However, death is not the end and she comes back during the NHL playoffs.

Bear Window - A wheelchair bound man watches and laughs as black bear decimates his neighborhoods pet population

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

The Men Who Stare at Goals

Edmonton defenders working for secret Canadian spy agency try to stop opponents from scoring by staring blankly at the puck for hours.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Forrest Dump

True tales of people taking a shit in the wilderness.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

The crying game

A story of a young captain and his relationship with a transvestite commissioner.

Youve got mail

A story of two men falling in love on the internet starring Colin Campbell and Mike Murphy

 

[IPostedWhat]

Apocalypse Cow

Pixar's remake on an American Classic, but with a cow as the main character. This time around, War is utterly ridiculous.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

District Nine

When aliens invade Earth, Gordie Howe tells them to get off his lawn.


Bored of the Rings

Follow the tale of a Swedish hobbit (played by Nicklas Lidstrom) as he attempts to throw all 20 of his stanley cup rings into Mount Doom before retiring. Other actors starring in this 18-hour movie are Chris Chelios as Gandalf, Henrik Zetterberg as Lord Aragorn and Pavel Datsyuk as Legolas.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

The Bourque Indentity

The story of a unwitting CIA killer who leaves the company after 20 years. He then joins the FBI for 3 months performs one job. The FBI gives him full retirement benefits and pension for life.




(I know, I cheated a little... changed one letter AND added a letter.... close enough. )

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

There's Something About Gary

I don't really remember how this movie went, but watch it once and you'll never forget the hilarious scene where Gary Bettman (played by Ben Stiller) gets his nuts caught in his zipper.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

The sisterhood of travelling pads
An heartwarming journey through womanhood as Sean avery and henrik lunqvist try to discover who wears bigger pads

Marty broduer net detective
In his greatest challenge Marty tries to uncover the mystery of why so many picks are appearing in the bac? of his net

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Gran Toronto

Maple Leaf fans the world over will enjoy this gritty, award-winning Clint Eastwood film.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Marty broduer net detective

This guy would like a word with you:

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

shouldn't that be "Marty Brodeur: Net Defective"?

 

[IPostedWhat]

As far as the rules go, this thread has been Hit & Diss.